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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:53 pm
by Aerosmitten
awip2062 wrote:Dear Dr. H,
Where are we going?
When do we ged there?
Why do I have to sit in the middle?
Signed,
Where the Drums Are
Dear WTDA,
We're comming hooooooooooooooome!
When we ged there, JINGS! So impatient...we're on Injun time now! Mwahaaah
You sit there cuz you're short...err...vertically challenged....uhmm...lacking in perpendicular...uhhh...stay away from the edgs of the curb, eh?
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:59 am
by Walkinghairball
Dear Dr. H.
There's a short woman banging on the front door claiming to be the pool girl, but my roomie don't believe her.
He said something about cheese and groupies....................... Or something.
Signed........ Taller than the pool girl.
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:25 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear TTTPG,
Got nuff tea? Err...when's the last time you saw the keeper of the closet?
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:24 pm
by Walkinghairball
Dear Dr.H
The last time I saw the keeper of the closet, she was flying over my house reading a book on her way home from the planet Ohio. Now I hear she is in preparation for aliens to land............. Or not.?!?.
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:53 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
My book is all done! I have no more book to read! *wails*
Where have all the words gone?
Signed, Illiterate by loss of words
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:56 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear Or Not,
Sweep clean the oldies'n'da new, ged ready they're commin for Hugh, ALIENS ON THEIR WAY!! GAHHHH!!!
Signed, Dr H
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Dear IBLOW,
Oh what a name!
The words will take over your mind if you don't find another one quick....and if you do find another book soonish...the words will take over your eyes! The words have gone to between your ears. They said there was pleanty of room there.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:16 pm
by awip2062
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Signed,
Words Between the Ears
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:34 am
by Walkinghairball
Dear Dr. H
I was walking along...... And just happened to be on Moonlight Bay actually, and I was shanghai'ed by a gang of words singing an old Paul McCartney tune.
Signed,
If I ever get out of here.
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:04 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear WBTE,
See Xanny for immediate help.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear IIEGOOH,
This is what becomes of those who walk along. Next time, try skipping.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
Ik and I; mij and me; him and hem; ons and us; en and and; see ya later and tot ziens
Why do all the words have a match?
Signed,
They have a different word for everything! HELP!
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:12 am
by minime
Dear THADWFEH,
Watch out cause sometimes there are two words for the same thing.
Signed,
Seen that happen more than once
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:48 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Led Zep Listners,
You know sometimes words have two meanings.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:05 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
If a bassist is just a step above a drummer in intelligence, does that mean that Geddy is not smart? Or is he smart cuz he started on bass after he was a guitarist first? Or is he smart cuz he plays keys? Or is he smart cuz he sings? Or is he smart cuz his drummer isn't stupid?
Signed,
Above 100
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:27 am
by Big Brother
Dear Dr.H,
Why am I posting?
Signed,
Big Brother @ the Funny Farm
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:30 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear A100,
ARE YOU BEING PREJUDICE AGAINST DRUMMERS?!??!? YOU ARE INTOLLERANT, BIGGOTED, AND PROBABLY LISTEN TO RUSH LIMBAUGH THE DRUGGIE!!! SEXIST RACIST BIGGOTED HOMAPHOBE!!!!!!!!
Signed, Dear Dr H
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Dear BB@TFF,
Because you are a discoverer of the secrets unknown to those of sane minds.
Signed, Dr H, keeper of the Funny Farm