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I'm not a savage beast! I'm a delicate flower!

*cough*yeahright*cough*

yeah Med and I'm as pure as the driven snow

hey now.

Oh aye, me too. *mumbles* Apart from the fact that my wedding dress should be red...

*stretches*

Any coffee in here? *staggers about in search of a coffee machine*

Medinaquirin wrote:
*stretches*

Any coffee in here? *staggers about in search of a coffee machine*

It's a pub!!!

Um....

is that a yes or no?

*looks about nervously*

I was only in a pub twice, never asked if they had coffee.

*plays on the fruit machine in the meantime*

you never ask for a coffee in a Scottish pub ...but since I, begrudgingly, offer t and such non alcoholic drinks I'll make you a coffee

Thank god I never asked for coffee, then, lol.

Perhaps it would have gone over better if I'd asked for whisky in it.

Thankee, though.

your welcome .....now get some alcohol doon yer throat

I think the only thing left in the house the now is voddie, and I'm not a huge fan of that stuff.

I'll drink anything

Anything here too.

...

You do know to stay away from cleaning fluids I hope.

only when I'm not skint

Medinaquirin wrote:...

You do know to stay away from cleaning fluids I hope.

Well yeah.............................I meant booze. I have a cast iron tummy, and ...............(well ok, other than tequila, and now Jagermeister) I can drink any booze. (I have to mentally prepair to drink Tequila or Jager now). Then I can get physically impaired.