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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:13 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
Jim didn't ged to hear the scream of the butterfly before he sank inot the big sleep.
Signed,
Me Either Yet
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Dear Dr. H,
Waar zijn de kerkhof?
Signed,
Big Sleeper
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:20 am
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
I shut my book too hard and have broken up all the Words...Would it help if I soaked the pages in alphabet soup?
Signed,
Book Binder
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:53 pm
by Me
Dear Book Binder,
Wipe your ass with them so you'll remember what you consumed
Dr. Ass Wipe PHD
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:10 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
I feel all the time as if shit was behind my every move and pushing me to give into its peer pressure...
Singed,
Sphincter
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:28 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear MEY,
He did not listen closely nuff I guess.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear BS,
Nice name.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Sphincter,
Are you gonna explode?
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:19 am
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
The piano teeth are rotting and its music is halitosis.
Signed,
Crescendo
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:04 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. Whoever is in Charge,
I have a confession to make.
I like to talk to tomoatoes.
A squash can make me smile.
I like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle.
Signed,
Broccoli, celery, gotta be....lima beans, collard greens, peachey keen...sweet and sour, half an hour...
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:31 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear Crescendo,
Stacato it to the piano forte, retard metso piano, DS al Coda.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Rabbit Food,
Tomatoes and squash and peas oh my!
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:23 am
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Fainting feathers are falling all over me from thanksgiving dinner.
Signed,
Raving Pilgrim
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:49 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear RP,
Eat fast and run.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:54 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
I still want to know why we can't shoot tourists during tourist season.
Signed,
Itchy fingers
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:03 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Thanks, the Words have soaked up the air and now I can touch my fingers together.
Signed,
Raving Pilgrim
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:33 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear IF,
Have you a licence yet? I teenk you must need one in order to shoot them.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear RP,
Do not touch your fingers together after applying superglue.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:17 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
When you drag your eyes across the picture, does it move?
Signed,
Cosmic Planet
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:27 pm
by Me
Dear Doc,
Is it always going to be a wash and go life complicated frustration catching the letters exscaping earths crust and brusels sprouts
Signed,
growing