Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:05 am
Pfth........................................ 
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:07 am
That's your response.......a mere pfth.............thought you could do better than that
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:11 am
Well if I said suck my sack, people might get the wrong idea. Yes I am joking. 
Yes I am joking. Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:18 am
well it is the joke thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:23 am
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:24 am
ahahahahaha..........I had heard that one before but I still like it 
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:25 am
Classic huh?
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:32 am
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:27 am
Walkinghairball wrote:Well if I said suck my sack, people might get the wrong idea.
No Teabagging aloud.... without me anyway!!!!
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:53 am
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:59 am
Like you never fucking teabagged anyone in your lifeWalkinghairball wrote:Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 10:03 am
Not a dude................... dude.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 10:23 am
Dam... ginger ale out my nose
I can't stop laughing though...shit three T can't top that one! Don't tell me you shave your back to Never in my life................whew
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 10:44 am
I fuckin know that, dammit.... what do you think, I'm some kinda freak!!!!Walkinghairball wrote:Not a dude................... dude.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:02 pm
OMFG that slayed me!!! 