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Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:44 pm**

Can I join the party? I will bring the anti-pizza!

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:20 pm**

*scared of Aerosmitten*

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:33 pm**

You needen't be afraid of her if you come bearing Dio LPs or pizza.

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:38 pm**

Dio? bleegh...never did like Dio. But i have pizza...will mushrooms suffice?

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:31 am**

Sir Myghin wrote:
Aerosmitten wrote:(Choose your fav answer)

1) None, the pianist can do that with his left hand.

2) Five, one to screw in the lightbulb, and four to fight off the lead guitarist who is hogging all the light.

3) Just one, but the rodie has to set up the ladder, take the old light bulb out, and hand the bassist the new light bulb.

what about us lefty bassists? or ambidextrous peoples? what about use somewhat left handed ambidextrousy type peoples?

Did you folsk realize it finally happened, H's alter ego finally escaped and controls her half the time now!. She has finally gone complete insane wooohoo party at my place

Can I crash on your floor for the night?

*H crashes her plane onto SMD's floor*

Thank's dude.

Oh, and you left handed bassists had nothing to do with the joke.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:32 am**

Kevin wrote:*scared of Aerosmitten*

Why? What did I do now?

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:36 am**

Kevin wrote:Dio? bleegh...never did like Dio. But i have pizza...will mushrooms suffice?

You are scary

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:19 am**

Aerosmitten wrote:
Kevin wrote:*scared of Aerosmitten*
Why? What did I do now?

Scurred me with your two pages of...craziness.

And why am i scary?

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:51 am**

Kevin, you frighten her becuae you mention mushrooms. She hateth
them! I eat all her 'shrooms. She eats the stuff I think is icky and I do the same for her.

YOU DON'T LIKE DIO?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hmmm...knew there was something wrong here. Perhaps we can edumacate you to his greatness!

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:44 am**

Sorry about thee shrooms. *replaces them with pepperoni* how's that?

Dio...eeeuuuurgh, his voice always gave me the chills.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:54 pm**

Kevin wrote:Sorry about thee shrooms. *replaces them with pepperoni* how's that?

Dio...eeeuuuurgh, his voice always gave me the chills.

Ahhh...peperoni is better...

But about your Diophobia...If you did not listen to him in the freezer you would not ged those chills.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:14 pm**

His voice gave me the chills too.

But then I got out of the snow and went into the forum, and all was better. Then Jimmy's bass...*thud* It went right through me!

Jiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back!

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 1:38 am**

There was a drummer who was down on his luck and flat broke. He decided the thing to do was to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So he went to the playground and grabed a kid. He pulled the kid over behind a large maple and told him he was now kidnaped. Then the drummer put a note on the kids shirt saying the kid was kidnaped and if the parents ever wanted to see their kid again they were to leave a brown paper bag witha whole lotta money behind the big maple in the playground. He signed it, A Drummer. The drummer sent the kid home to show his parents the note.
Next day the drummer went and looked behind the big maple. Sure enough, there was a brown paper bag with lotsa money in it. There was also a note taped to the bag, the note said this:

How could you do this to a fellow drummer?

Drrrrrrrr tish!

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:15 am**

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:18 am**

1999....*drrrrrrrrrrrr....*

(Posting post 2000 in the 1000 thread

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