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Concert etiquette....copy and pasted for your enjoyment

I don't know about all these at a Rush concert?


10.Tall dudes: Choose a spot and stay put.
9. We get it, you're a fan. You don't need to wear
the frickin' t-shirt.
8. Your tongue belongs in your own mouth.
7. Your date must keep one foot on the ground.
6. Friends don't call friends.
5. The band doesn't want your cheap crap.
4. Leave your balls at home.
3. If you must yell out a request, make sure the
band hasn't already played it.
2. BTW, you are not actually in the band.
1. When the show's over, go home.
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***** By-Tor Edit - 17 Dec 07 *****

Sorry Me. Had to remove the part here. The original "author" of that brilliant list got his panties in a knot.

Copyright, can you believe that shit? A list about concert etiquette. See what happens when you let everyone have a voice on the web? Ya get people screaming copyright about an "article" on common sense items.

Ah well, if you want to read the original "article", just read the signs whenever you walk into a concert, 'cause that's where his list came from.

But we wear the shirt because we are a fan.

Right?

I find I don't have too much trouble with people being rude at gigs, but the few that are make a big impression.

But what if all I have are Rush shirts?

Then Inner Sanctum and Husk have missed out on your shirt monies.

We are thinking of getting another round of t-shirts made for whomever of you all that might want one. Basic black t-shirts with the old red Innersanctum backdrop logo on it.

I'm interested!

another random sample other than where is the starter of this thread, Pan's son?

You are living in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60 or ?) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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A 20 year old 5th grader had a homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say,
"Bullshit, that watch israel."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin ho living in the apartment
undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."!

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word........................

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop ya ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

Most of the kids at my high school talked just like that.

schuette wrote:you can never be too busy to post at by-tor

Yes I can

I've been spending my time eating PIZZA just about every day.

You should post pics from Cortland here!

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RJD's cousin, Dave Feinstein owns this restaurant

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He is even shorther than Ronnie!!!

Here are all the pics:

http://picasaweb.google.com/Aerosmitten/DioWay

*already has them*

Hey! Me too!

All the tales are told; all the orchids gone. Lost in my own world now I care for dead gardens.

MuM is a blue plant with red eyes.