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Like Laurance Taylor............................ Or Dennis Rodman?


What a joke that was in the day.

let's not forget Mike Tyson too....yep...too funny dude

I totally forgot about him................You know he wanted to bite HBK.

Push fight with Stone Cold was hell-air-e-us!!!

sure he did! you KNOW he wanted to! I could tell he feared Stone Cold too...Something tells me SCSA wouldn't have "taken care" of Tyson if he "Stunned" him...(fact: when a wrestler "guides" his opponent down to the mat during a high-risk move, it's called "taking care" of them...If he just LETS GO of him, he's NOT taking care of them...now, the Underspanker...he DOESN'T take care of people, and they call that wrestling "stiff")

Get ready for some "Offbeat Shenanigans"(great catch-phrase form Edge and Christian years ago) tonight on SMACKDOWN!, as it's the last show before WM this sunday (for those in the know, SMACKDOWN! is taped the weekend before, usually along with "Sunday Night Heat", at the same venue)

We might get lucky tonight and see someone make a heel turn(Cena, HBK), or inversely, someone make a face turn(HHH, Edge)...Don't look for any belts to change hands tonight though, as WM is already scripted (and has been for some time)...

Look for wrestlers you haven't seen in ages to show up too(and NOT Tatanka, he's a jobber with Matt Hardy now )

I'll post the results next week if no one else does...

Let'sGitItOn!

Christian was just here last weekend at the Auto Boat Speed Show signing autographs.

Ah dude, Christian RULES!!! He WAS on TNA Wrestling for a bit along with Jeff Hardy, but don't know WHY VKM realeased him....Unless he just wasn't getting over with the fans (Like CENA now...he gets BOOED...that RULES)

Anyway, when he and Edge used to do the "For the benefit of those with flash photography" poses, that was the sh*t...

And now he is the Rated R Superstar, macking all over Lita.

The lucky bastard.

there really IS heat between Edge and Matt Hardy though....the Lita angle is the real deal...Edge really DID dis MAtt...nice rack job she got tho

CygnusX1 wrote:there really IS heat between Edge and Matt Hardy though....the Lita angle is the real deal...Edge really DID dis MAtt...nice rack job she got tho

Well Edge was playing hide the bunny with Lita while Matt was recovering fro surgery at home!

true, but I hope Matt gets the push that Edge got...he's gotta drop the V.1 thing though...I liked the little ESPN-type drop box that used to appear on TV during Matt's intro...It had little factoids on it, like: "Matt Despises Mustard" Those RULED hahahaha

Yeah, the V.1 thang is GHAY!


I wanna see a Lita and Tori sammich...........................

Wrestlemania XXII Results:


World Tag Team Match

Winners: Kane/Big Show


Money-In-The-Bank Ladder Match

Winner: R-V-D!


U.S Championship

Winner: JBL! (THERE's a surprise hahaha)


Hardcore Match

Winner: Edge! (yes, Foley continues his "jobbing" at WM)


Booker T & Charmel vs. Boogeyman

Winner: Boogeyman (And I'm COMIN' TA GET-CHA!)


Women's Championship

Winner: Richmond VA's own...MICKIE JAMES!! WOOHOO!


Casket Match

Winner: Here's a shock....The UNDERSPANKER!


No-Holds-Barred Match

Winner: HBK (and Sweet Chin Music)


Heavyweight Championship Triple-Threat Match

Winner: Rey Mysterio! (He's a heavyweight.....yeah, and I'm The Boogeyman's night crawler farmer)


Playboy Pillowfight Match

Winner: Torrie Wilson (sorry Candice...you haven't taken your bumps yet)


WWE Championship Match

Winner: John Cena! (the crowd was none too happy about it either...He got NO crowd pop....that should be the phone ringing for Cena's heel turn folks)


Shameless Plug: Wrestlemania XXIII, 4.1.07, at Ford Field in Detroit!

BEEEEE THERE

Cool.

indeed....."The Sopranos" was the sh*t too...Paulie "Walnuts" RULES!!