Rainbow Sheep

by-tor · Post by **by-tor** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:21 am

We need to add a "Stupid Law" to the books. The punishment for it would vary depending on how you break it.

Fall down because you won't tie your shoes? Punishment: We laugh at you.

Get struck by lighting while standing on a metal ladder in the middle of an electrical storm? Punishment (if you live): We kick you in the ass, and tell you that you are one dumb mother-fucker.

Burn your mouth on a cup of coffee, then sue? Punishment: You get bitch slapped, and sterilized to ensure you never breed.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:33 am

I agree with the redneck!

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:35 am

for once so do I

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:40 am

Wow! This IS a day, isn't it.

Drink, Schu?

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:25 pm

cheers t

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:01 am

Fall down because you won't tie your shoes? Punishment: We laugh at you.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:19 am

So it's now ok to bitch for cake, eat it, get fatter, then bitch cuz I got fatter from eating the cake I bitched for?

And what is my punishment?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:32 am

Ever seen one of them pigs on a spit over a pit fire that roasts there all day?

*wink*

How about you just die of whatever disease you get from eating poorly and not caring for yourself? Heart disease, diabetes,...

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:36 am

oh...the brutality!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:42 am

But they sure taste good!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:38 pm

awip2062 wrote:Ever seen one of them pigs on a spit over a pit fire that roasts there all day?

*wink*

How about you just die of whatever disease you get from eating poorly and not caring for yourself? Heart disease, diabetes,...

So you want me to die?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:42 pm

Yeah....what's that all aboooot? (Hel-low Canada!)

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:02 pm

by-tor...liked the change to LSU, but they're in the same class ("choke" 101) as Virginia Tech...

As far as the Redskins go, it's all good....I've heard it all...They'll be back... as long as Joe Gibbs has a heartbeat...

Besides, Washington has the best-paid referees in the league!

*siggy takes a swig of quaff from his COLTS cup* (alumni of "Choke" 101, class of '05)

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:46 am

Walkinghairball wrote:
So you want me to die?

Nope, but that would be a "punishment" that fits the "crime," aye?

Want you to die! AS IF!

by-tor · Post by **by-tor** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:08 pm

CygnusX1 wrote:by-tor...liked the change to LSU, but they're in the same class ("choke" 101) as Virginia Tech...

Hmmm....I could have sworn I saw them hoist the National Title trophy year before last. But yeah, their baseball team chokes, right?