Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:16 am
LOL!...you know me owlie....always conservative with my words 
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:20 am
I couldn't imagine it any other way.
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:42 pm
Said in an exhausted and sarcastic voice: "Whoop-dee-damn-doo."
-- Judge Clarence Thomas in response to being told by his wife that the Senate had confirmed him to the Supreme Court
-- Judge Clarence Thomas in response to being told by his wife that the Senate had confirmed him to the Supreme Court
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:31 pm
"If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking."
-- General George Patton
-- General George Patton
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:12 am
"That hurts. Sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it still hurts." - Frank Drebin
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:43 pm
"YES! I'M SAFE! YOUR WIFE EXPLODED!" - SpongeBob
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:20 am
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear
arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in
government."
- Thomas Jefferson
arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in
government."
- Thomas Jefferson
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:14 am
Here's some stuff various characters in the game Bully say.
"What would you call a yard stick in the metric system?"
"I'll be a virgin until I die!"
"Friends? Friends are for the weak!"
"Students are reminded that if it doesn't leave a bruise, it does not count as violence."
"Whoever pulled the fire alarm, you're going to BURN IN HELL!"
"While the fire department is responding to this false alarm, a house burned down across town."
"What would you call a yard stick in the metric system?"
"I'll be a virgin until I die!"
"Friends? Friends are for the weak!"
"Students are reminded that if it doesn't leave a bruise, it does not count as violence."
"Whoever pulled the fire alarm, you're going to BURN IN HELL!"
"While the fire department is responding to this false alarm, a house burned down across town."
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:41 pm
How do you know an extremely excited person is a Mortal Kombat fan?
In a scene from a web series called Mortal Komedy, Sub-Zero and Rayden are excanging Christmas presents. When Rayden sees he got a Nintendo 64, he screams, "YES!!! A NINTENDO 64, YES!!! OH MY RAYDEN!!! OH MY RAYDEN!!!". Makes me laugh every time I see it.
They both pranked each other, ending up with Rick Ashley singles.
I like that song.
In a scene from a web series called Mortal Komedy, Sub-Zero and Rayden are excanging Christmas presents. When Rayden sees he got a Nintendo 64, he screams, "YES!!! A NINTENDO 64, YES!!! OH MY RAYDEN!!! OH MY RAYDEN!!!". Makes me laugh every time I see it.
They both pranked each other, ending up with Rick Ashley singles.
I like that song.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:42 pm
"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you." - Pericles
"Government is the great fiction, through which everbody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else." - Frederic Bastiat
"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." P.J. O'Rourke
"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session." - Mark Twain
"Government is the great fiction, through which everbody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else." - Frederic Bastiat
"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." P.J. O'Rourke
"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session." - Mark Twain
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:19 am
"The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked
him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early." - Rodney Dangerfield
him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early." - Rodney Dangerfield
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:07 am
"It?s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you?re
stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." ? Mark Twain
stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." ? Mark Twain
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:24 am
"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"- Dean Wormer
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:24 am
"Was it OVER - when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" - BlutoYYZ30 wrote:"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"- Dean Wormer
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:27 am
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne