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Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 10:53 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doctor Pants,
Can Lettuce heads think outloud?
Signed,
Peeling Orange
Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 10:55 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear PO,
Let us head the question off at the sammach maker from Bob's joint over split pea soup.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 10:59 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
My splitting peas...they scream outloud and foam in the soup...causing mucus to grow into crystaline solids...
Signed,
Pure Filth
Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 11:02 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear PF,
Gag them and they will be quieter.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 3:31 am
by Medinaquirin
Dear Doccy H,
I was just hit in the head by a flying pop up ad - is it infected?
Signed,
Should Not Have Been on That Site
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 6:08 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Dear Doctor,
I also have been getting hacked Thunder trying to find a port to worm its way into my mind
Matter of fact had several attempts from who knows who ucking with my system.
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 9:49 am
by Xanadu
Dear Doctor,
Everytime I try and talk my tongue gets in the way.
Signed,
Missplaced Freak Baby
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 3:15 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Dear Doctor,
I got mayo on my face how can I clean the blinds of my thoughts?
Signed,
Cinderella Man
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 8:33 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear SNHBONTS,
If it turns green, you need to have it cut out. Other wise, (unless yellow appears) eat something and you should be fine.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Dr Spudly,
Have you tried wormwood salsa? It might cut down on something or another.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear MFB,
Keep yo mouth shut, kiddo, talk through your nose.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear CM,
First you must sweep the cobwebs out of your mind, but make sure you are not hanging from them, it's a long long way to fall.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Dr Spudly,
Living inside your mind, who knows the things you'll find? Is it hell or rainbows?
Signed, Living on the Edge
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 10:39 pm
by Medinaquirin
Dear Doccy H,
I have been subjected to images of Pokemon and fear I will not be able to sleep. Help.
Signed,
Pikaaaaaaaaachoooo!
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 10:56 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear P,
I shall prescribe that you look at pics of dudes in kilts.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 3:34 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
I talk through my nose and get snot every where...tissue makes me inarticulate...can I talk out of my ass?
Signed,
Misplaced Freak Baby
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 12:51 am
by funky cm
Dear MFB,
As long as your ass-ma doesn't act up.
Signed
*illegible signature*
Dr T, proctology
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 12:59 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear MFB,
Blow your nose and you'll ged rid of the bothersome words.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Dr T, Proctology,
Have you seen my Medicine Man?
Signed, H-a;oighsohsh
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 4:57 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
I don't like the words in my mouth they get stuck on the tip of my tounge...the toothbrush you gave me reeks of adverbs
Signed,
Hyperboria