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I was browsing around online and I found a site that has all sorts of Brush bootlegs. There was a Yahoo address to contact the site owner, so for a laugh, I tried it. He started showing me all the Brush picture discs and signed memorabilia that he has, viz webcam. After quite some time, he said he wanted to show me his prize possession. He held up a signed, never been opened copy of our single, Just For Giggles I Squeezed in the Shower! Not the one that we pressed 122,100 copies of, but the one with the cult Brush classic Bowl Fart Frenzy as the B-side! I about died!

DAMN who is this guy??

He was some guy from the UK. Or so he said. I have a hunch it might have been someone we know VERY well dressed up and *ahem* making monies off our stuff without telling you or me!

*glares at Tonny*

*Comes in with a note*

*ahem*

*Says in a very silly voice...*

Tonny wishes it be known that he is now a watterbuffalo.

*Leaves in a very silly manner*

Now ! must i really and seriously respond to this ??? Besides, i'd rather become a waterbuffalo than playing in the same band with you guys any longer !!
In order to recover from my LSD and Alcohol addiction, I took some time off in the mountains of Nepal, in a little village called "Ged my heart back together again"...( nothing to do with bandmembers, thei're friends and/or family, no phones, internet or anything...not even smokesignaling ). And after my return, I took a quiet little walk down the cosy ditches in Amsterdam City and i came accross this tiny hidden recordshop...and what did my eye see there ??? A realllllll token of friendship you guys !! It is realllly stimulating to see that my "so called" friends have recorded some ( by the way, quite well sounding ) solo projects while i was out in Nepal struggling with one of the most hottest ordeals in my lifetime sofar...Thanks for not letting me in...thanks for you're empathy ( not )...and ending with thanks, but NO thanks !
Aerosmitten & ChasartyMac Records eh ???






P.S. I'm back on the booze again....

Dutch, I knew you had it in you. I always knew you weren't a quitter! Brush on!

Oh, pleeze don't let BRUSH break up!!!! I'll lose my bass-tech job! In another band called RUSH one of the members went off to "heal" and the other two put up solo projects too.

I hear they're back together and doing great.

Besides, Bowl Fart Frenzy is quite a bouncy tune and one co-written with Dawn by Brenty Mink. A truly talented dude.

Kares, IF Brush breaks up, you can be my band's bass tech.

Thanks for the accolades on Bowl Fart Frenzy.

DutchRush wrote:I took some time off in the mountains of Nepal, in a little village called "Ged my heart back together again"...( nothing to do with bandmembers, thei're friends and/or family, no phones, internet or anything...not even smokesignaling

Yeah, left me and the little one all alone while he trapses off and does his thing and then comes back and tells me that he is all mad cuz I did this solo thing and didn't tell him (HOW THE @#@# COULD I TELL HIM?!?!? No (*#$#$&in' smoke signals or anything!) and he tells me he has decided to leave the band too! I just don't know about this. I think I need to call a lawyer!

Exclusively here on By-Tor, the first ever published concert photo of Awip Lexsson and backing band...This picture was taken at the beginning of the concert, when they opened with a well equipped version of the old Mary Poppins song, supercallifrigelisticexpialidocious....and how so ? Kares "might" just become her new guitar tech ??? This was already arranged during the time i was away, cause if one looks very carefully, you can see Kares4awip standing there on the very left of the stage behind the large amplifiers...tsk tsk tsk...who were you guys trying to fool eh ? Donald Duck ?

You are going to need a hell of a lot more than "just" a lawyer, honey ! I can tell you that....

Hey! I had to do something. You took off Tonny without telling me you were going and left me here for I didn't know how long. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!? I have kids (one from you) and needed money!

I'll call my cousin Vinnie for you, Mum.

Vinnie?!??!?!

IF you call a Vinnie, could you make sure it is that Appice fellow and not cousin Vinnie? That Appice guy is nice and he drums so well!

My only defense was that I was swept up in the courtings of one record label, Chasartymac Records, and promised the moon. So far, I have it.

They even paid attention to my dental hygeine fetish, imagine that.

But the fans want BRUSH back. I say we stop the fighting and give the people what they demand.

Well...*thinking face*...I dunno. I guess for the fans.

IF Tonny stays straight and doesn't take off on us again like that, I suppose it could work. H, forged about the lawyer. dear. I'm in.