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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:46 pm
by Panacea
way to my lips! I hope you didn't want any! :twisted:

When I get around to it....

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:34 am
by Walkinghairball
I'll make you clean it up.


I need to call someone.......................

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:36 am
by Me
but decided not to lower myself to their level.

To cover ones tracks a pay phone is in....

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:28 am
by zepboy
a dry arid place where tracks are more difficult to detect.


When applying the ointment . . .

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:34 am
by Walkinghairball
Rub it evenly on the skin.



DVD players in motor vehicles, are a great..............................

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:32 pm
by zepboy
danger to society!


Instead of another new year resolution . . .

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:39 pm
by awip2062
I plan to keep on with the goals I have in place.

Children should be seen...

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:16 pm
by zepboy
beaten regularly and with prejudice.


After preheating the oven to 350, . . .

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:18 pm
by Walkinghairball
Open the door and get toasty.


Wear clean unders just incase...................................

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:20 pm
by zepboy
cuz ya never know!


You should always hold the door for . . .

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:45 am
by awip2062
the person carrying the za.

Will you please...

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:47 pm
by zepboy
stop making that sound with your body parts?


It's always good to remember . . .

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:43 am
by Walkinghairball
otherwise you might forget.



If you can't be an athlete.........................

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:53 am
by Big Blue Owl
...be the most active stoner you can be.

Well, I'd consider hiring you if you could see your way to...

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:44 pm
by awip2062
pull yourself out of bed and come to the workplace.

Why, oh why,...