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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:34 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear SHS,
Bassists should not try to think, it causes much pain and sometimes near fatal bleeding, but they ged better. Avoid thinking and all thought related activities. And listen to some RUSH up loud.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:39 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doctor Doctor,
How do you break up Words cysts?
Signed,
Split Head Sections
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 12:02 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear SHS,
Throw out the thesaurous!
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 2:02 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
I took all the Pills you subscribed to me and now I rattle when I walk.
Signed,
Split Head Sections
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 5:56 pm
by funky cm
Dear SHS,
They were suppositories. You were supposed to shove them up your ass.
Signed,
*illegible signature*
Dr T, proctology.
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 8:06 pm
by Medinaquirin
Dear Doccy H-iepooh,
I'm bummed and almost out of choccy icecream. What do I do?!?!?!
Signed,
Dude, Where's My Scotsman?
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 2:24 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear SHS,
Next time take them out of the pill bottle before you swallow them...and take only the prescribed mount.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Dr T, proctology
I cannae read your signature!
Signed, Dr H
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Dear DWMSM,
Here is a flying saucer, and a tea cup to match..sorta...the saucer is Ford Prefects, and the tea cup is Donald Duck...anyway! It's not only got choccy icecream, but it's also got directions to go to Scotland.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 3:34 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Dr Doc.
A spider crawled into my ear laided eggs and the babes are hatching squirming thru my brain creating cob webs in my mind.
signed,
All webbed up
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 1:25 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
Why is he hanging from the cobwebs of his mind? That is MY gig!
Signed,
No One Ever Told Me Life Was Kind
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 1:27 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear AWA,
Look at the broght side...you'll have no trouble with flys!
Signed, Dr H
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Dear NOETMLWK,
Where is your exclucive contract?
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Dr Xanny,
Time is ticking away and won't come back, what did I do wrong?
Signed,
GAHH!
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:23 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
The exclusive contract is in Egypt and the chains are on.
Signed,
Child of the Sea
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 9:10 am
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Five dirty numbers minus six toothy words...does that equal Fourcepts?
Signed,
Split Head Sections
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:26 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear COTS,
Your name is berry similar to a Norwegians!
Signed, Dr H
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Dear SHS,
I am afraid it equils a trip to the denzist fourcepts would equil not two, nor 5, which is right out.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 9:04 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
How fo I keep my forms from falling and my hearing from flaring away?
Signed
Split Head Segments
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 9:55 pm
by awip2062
Dear Doctor H,
Seems about the only thing that cheers me up is playing Tony (the guitar, not the man!
) Fix it make it better?
Signed,
People Think I'm Insane