Today's Headlines

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:33 am

THERES CAKE!!!!

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:12 am

Soup4Rush wrote:THERES CAKE!!!!

but theres no bread!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:19 pm

New Hyundai Genesis Coupe has
Ford Mustang GT running scared

http://www.carversation.com/2009/03/17/ ... drag-race/

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:21 pm

Somali Pirates Seize American Crew

http://dod.feedroom.com/?fr_story=FRdamp352419&rf=rss

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:58:52 -0500

Twenty Americans were seized when pirates attacked a ship off the coast of Somalia April 8.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:39 pm

Why in hell don't we send troops over to that lop of shit and start killing those retards? We can have decoy vessels move through that water. I can just see them skimming water on their speedboats, coming closer and closer to the ship....then, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! KA-FUCKING-BLAM! Shark food everywhere!

I'm so sick of those wastes of space commandeering and stealing ships, taking hostages. And we don't do ANYTHING to them! Why not? I say we do a Normandy on their asses and just genocide the lot.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:01 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:Why in hell don't we send troops over to that lop of shit and start killing those retards? We can have decoy vessels move through that water. I can just see them skimming water on their speedboats, coming closer and closer to the ship....then, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! KA-FUCKING-BLAM! Shark food everywhere!

I'm so sick of those wastes of space commandeering and stealing ships, taking hostages. And we don't do ANYTHING to them! Why not? I say we do a Normandy on their asses and just genocide the lot.

Tell us how you REALLY feel...

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:20 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:Why in hell don't we send troops over to that lop of shit and start killing those retards? We can have decoy vessels move through that water. I can just see them skimming water on their speedboats, coming closer and closer to the ship....then, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! KA-FUCKING-BLAM! Shark food everywhere!

I'm so sick of those wastes of space commandeering and stealing ships, taking hostages. And we don't do ANYTHING to them! Why not? I say we do a Normandy on their asses and just genocide the lot.

DAMN I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:31 pm

Heheh, I did get a bit into it just then, eh?

LOL, Soup! And they say you catch more flies with honey.

Ships are on the way to this most recent shitstorm. On-board are a couple of Seahawks, so we may get a show yet. The crew disabled the food-relief ship, so the retards jumped onto a life (death) boat and took the captain hostage.

BOOOOOM!!!! Splash!!!! Silence.....................

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:40 pm

what I dont get is why those ships are not armed. It seems to me that is a dangerous region and they would arm those ships so its contents do not fall into the wrong hands.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:50 pm

Right on! I was just screaming that at my windshield while listening to the story on the radio. So ridiculous! I bet they will be from now on. That was the first American ship taken. I'm sure the Somalis have no idea what we are capable of. I mean, if it was up to me....oh, yeah. I did that bit.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:05 pm

I wonder if O will have the onions to actually DO something about it.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:37 am

Soup4Rush wrote:what I dont get is why those ships are not armed. It seems to me that is a dangerous region and they would arm those ships so its contents do not fall into the wrong hands.

The Straight is patrolled by foreign navies.

The pirates merely move up and down the coast.

It's cat and mouse.

U.S.S. Bainbridge is on scene and they're ready to rock.

Kudos to the Maersk crew for taking the ship back. OOOOORAH!

The food aid was for Kenya.

Still, I'd like to see 'em get shot right down to the briny deep. ARRRR!

My hat's off to Obama for giving the order.

Attacking U.S. shipping is bad, mkay...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:55 am

The Maersk is a merchant marine line; are they even allowed to carry the weapons to defend themselves?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:12 am

awip2062 wrote:The Maersk is a merchant marine line; are they even allowed to carry the weapons to defend themselves?

Because of OUR protocol, negative.

Of course, that could change with the stroke of a pen.

You feelin me, Obama?

(Mad props to you for deploying big guns to the arena though. That was
the right thing to do.)

They fly the U.S. Flag though, and that constitutes American soil...

Even at sea. It was a terrorist attack, and should be dealt with as such.

No mercy and no comfort to the enemy for that.

Sucks to be them. They picked the wrong vato this time.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:09 am

Right on, Cyg. Last night around midnight the captain jumped out of the lifeboat in an attempt to escape. He was quickly recaptured by two of the soon-to-be dead men. They let him communicate with the army to tell them that he is okay and that he tried to bolt.

There is enough food and water on that raft for 7 to 10 days. We are now into the third day.