schu's pit-stop

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Thu May 20, 2004 8:47 pm

I did not say Leather Chaps. You're all lumberjacks.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Thu May 20, 2004 8:56 pm

no some of us are curlers, geez

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu May 20, 2004 10:40 pm

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sat May 22, 2004 8:30 pm

that song has alwasy elduded me in weirdness value

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun May 23, 2004 1:34 am

*Stalking Sir Mydeeb*

Where's me grog?

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sun May 23, 2004 2:59 pm

under the floor boards

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:02 am

Well WHAT is it doing there?

*H walks over to the door and bumps the coat rack*

Ohhh, excuse me, sir...

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Mon May 24, 2004 12:55 pm

*listens as the coat rack responds, not a problem mam*

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:00 pm

*Thinks she's spent way to much time around non-talking coat racks, and not enough around talking coat racks*

Fridge · Post by **Fridge** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:03 pm

You mean some don't talk... jesus, I'll have to lay off the MacAllan single malt

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:17 pm

Well...the one in my living room never talks...course...might be because Mum duck taped it when she thought it was spitting at her RUSH albums...you never know!

*Goes on a quest for Italian sodas*

*Finds the whipped cream*

Fridge · Post by **Fridge** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:21 pm

Interesting question... If a Clothes hose in a deserted house decides to talk, and no one can hear it, has it really spoken?

Only smarties have the answer

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:29 pm

*Eats smarties* Are you drunk enugh yet, Fridge?

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Mon May 24, 2004 4:31 pm

Eating Smarties will not give you the answer. *Whipped creams ye*

The clothes hose has really spoken, depending on what you're mixing with your alchohol.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon May 24, 2004 4:42 pm

*Jumps in the loch to wash off the whipped cream*

I was gonna use that in my Italian soda!

*Goes on a quest for club soda*

*Finds a club*