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So what yer saying is you really really like Limbaugh huh Owlie??? j/k


It's ok bro, I don't like Limbaugh either.

I also don't listen to talk radio much anymore. just a thing I guess.

"Defenders of the political Internet sewer say freedom of speech is the
issue. But that's a canard. Hate speech is hate speech, whether it's being
spewed by some nut wearing a Nazi armband, or some gnome hunched
over a keyboard."

- Bill O'Reilly

^^^^^^

^^^

"Hey....that's no Nazi OR gnome...it's a keyboard crumb-snatcher!"

- Cyg

(that's awesome Elf...rock on, man.)

"But I gather that if Obama had uttered anything more than the briefest
allusion to Bush, that would have provoked yet more booing from the
Hope-and-Change crowd, which moments earlier had showered Bush
with boos when he walked onto the stage."

"That must be the 'new tone' we've been hearing so much about."

- Ann Coulter (on the "Snakes and Arrows" thrown at Bush on I-Day)

"Mr. Obama stated simply and clearly: 'Our nation is at war, against a
far-reaching network of violence and hatred.' With these words, he
effectively rebuked all those in the Democratic Party who insist that our
struggles against terrorism amount to a ?phony war,? or that
George W. Bush exaggerated the menace we face in order to seize power
and advance imperialistic neo-con agenda."

- Michael Medved

"And when you keep on kicking a dead dog, all you will get out of it is more blood on your shoe." ~Walkinghairball~

"Just keepin' it real, man."

- Dave Chappelle

"I can resist everything except temptation."
- Oscar Wilde.

Miyagi: Your friend, all karate student, eh?
Daniel: Friend? Oh, yeah, those guys.
Miyagi: Problem: attitude.
Daniel: No the problem is, I'm getting my ass kicked every other day, that's the problem.
Miyagi: Hai, because boys have bad attitude. Karate for defense only.
Daniel: That's not what these guys are taught.
Miyagi: Hai - can see. No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.
Daniel: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.

Most have bad attitude. They know not the true meaning of "defense".

"People used to call us 'boring old farts'... now we are."

-- Jon Anderson (speaking about YES in 1991 )

"People used to call you a 'desperate young man'"
"Now I am a desperate old fart- NOT BORIN' THOUGH!"

(Pete Townshend in an interview circa 1977)

POTTER
I see. I've suddenly become quite important. What kind of security would I have, George? Have you got any stocks?

GEORGE (shaking his head)
No, sir.

POTTER
Bonds? Real estate? Collateral of any kind?

GEORGE (pulls out policy)
I have some life insurance, a $15,000 policy.

POTTER
Yes... How much is your equity in it?

GEORGE
Five hundred dollars.

POTTER
Look at you. You used to be so cocky! You were going to go out and conquer the world! You once called me a warped, frustrated old man. What are you but a warped, frustrated young man? A miserable little clerk crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help. No securities -- no stocks -- no bonds -- nothing but a miserable little $500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive!

"If it tastes good - spit it out."

"Gen. Tso's Chicken is China's secret weapon against us."

- My Doctor, after my last physical