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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:28 pm
by *Lifesonite
Dear Dr. H,
(pi)(pi)(pi)
She's gonna SCALP me! She doesn't plan to share the treasure either... You will find a drawing below that will help you understand my situation.
Singed,
Bobble
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:13 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear signed needs his scalp,
You don't REALLY need your scalp...your "brothers" decide what you do and do not need. And they have decided you do not need one.
Signed, Dr H
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Dear Bobble,
Your point being...
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:20 am
by *Lifesonite
Dear Dr. H,
If I knew what my point was I wouldn't have to come to you!
Signed,
Bobble
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:07 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doctor H,
I have the strongest urge to scalp myself with sharp paper...can you help me?
Signed,
Xan-fried-rice
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:05 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Bobble,
Would you like a couch to lie on? Tell me about your mother..
Signed, Frude Dude..erm...I mean Dr H
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Dear Xan-fried-rice,
Tell the paper to go pedal it's papers.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:12 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
The jazz music in the house is multiplying. Help!
Signed,
What Is Going On Here?!?!?
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:30 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear WIGOH,
Give Mr Williams his Jay Roberts album back and that will cut down on the jazz a wee bit.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 2:14 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
The dude on rockline called N.I.B. Nativity in Black!
TO JOHN AND TONY'S FACE!!!!!
Signed,
I Think I Found My Scalping Victim!
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:24 pm
by Xanadu
awip2062 wrote:Dear Dr. H,
The jazz music in the house is multiplying. Help!
Signed,
What Is Going On Here?!?!?
Dear W.I.G.O.H.,
Stop listening to Mr. Bungle!
Signed,
Doctor Xannie
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:10 pm
by Xanadu
Dear doctor H,
This rabbid rabit willn't leave me alone!!! HELP!
Signed,
Xanragon
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:24 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear Xanragon,
Here is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc. First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:44 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. Xanny,
I tried to stop listening to Mr. Bungle, but I can't quit swallowing the colours of the sounds I hear!
Signed,
Am I Just a Crazy Guy?
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:49 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear ITIFMSV,
Make sure he has nice hair before you scalp him.
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:04 pm
by *Lifesonite
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 5:34 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr H,
Signed,
ITIFMSV