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Post by zepboy »

psst, it's ok, go on out.
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Post by Aerosmitten »

I'd like some bloody whipped cream to go with my worminfested rotten apple pie, plzz
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I had asked for some of that blooody whipped cream, and it was already scabbed over.
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Must whip up a fresh batch.

*Takes whip and goes hunting*
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Don't forget to pick up the dead skunk lying in the middle of the road while you are at it!

H one it, Zep two it, Schu three it, Soups four it, I five it, Hairy six it, Elfie seven it, Siggs eight it!
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Post by Walkinghairball »

I kind of want a scab sammich on moldy stale mustard crackers dipped in puss.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmm...dude, Bear ate all the stale crackers and mustard.
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Got plenty of puss over here, HB!
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And slugs! :-D
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slugpuss!
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Post by Walkinghairball »

I almost harfed a little bit.
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We can serve harf, too!
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Ohhh harf pate over a bed of cremen glazed eyeballs topped with bloody whipped cream!
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Post by zepboy »

*pick his nose till it bleeds on his salad*

Anybody want some?
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Post by wcp17 »

*pick his nose till it bleeds on his salad*

Anybody want some?
well if you're not gonna finish it, pass it on down.
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