The Crypt Cafe

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:11 pm

psst, it's ok, go on out.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:17 pm

I'd like some bloody whipped cream to go with my worminfested rotten apple pie, plzz

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:19 pm

I had asked for some of that blooody whipped cream, and it was already scabbed over.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:21 pm

Must whip up a fresh batch.

*Takes whip and goes hunting*

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:36 pm

Don't forget to pick up the dead skunk lying in the middle of the road while you are at it!

H one it, Zep two it, Schu three it, Soups four it, I five it, Hairy six it, Elfie seven it, Siggs eight it!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:30 pm

I kind of want a scab sammich on moldy stale mustard crackers dipped in puss.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:05 pm

Ummmmmmmmmmmm...dude, Bear ate all the stale crackers and mustard.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:58 pm

Got plenty of puss over here, HB!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:33 am

And slugs!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:13 pm

slugpuss!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:13 pm

I almost harfed a little bit.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:12 pm

We can serve harf, too!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:04 pm

Ohhh harf pate over a bed of cremen glazed eyeballs topped with bloody whipped cream!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:21 pm

*pick his nose till it bleeds on his salad*

Anybody want some?

wcp17 · Post by **wcp17** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:59 pm

*pick his nose till it bleeds on his salad*

Anybody want some?

well if you're not gonna finish it, pass it on down.