Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:18 am

Dear Dr H,

Please get the Words away from me...they are hiding in my Socks!!!!

Xanragon

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 1:59 am

Dear DFOFACOTS,

I think I know your problem....your name is too long

Signed, Dr H

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Dear No Different,

What is the unprobability of them stopping? That Q must be answered frist, before we proceed further.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Xanragon,

Quick! Throw out all of your dictionaries!!

BEFORE THEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! GAAHHHHHH!

Signed, Dr H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:21 pm

Dear Doctor H,

What about my books?? I tried to eat all of the words in the books but I am full.

Signed,
Xanragon

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:39 pm

Dear Doctor H,

Steve Vai uses such small text, no one can read his posts over my shoulder. WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?!?!?!

And, does he REALLY expect me to play my guitar 10 hours a day?

Signed,

Thinking About Joining G3

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 12:47 am

Dear Xanragon,

Are your socks hungry?

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Thinking About Joining G3,

Don't you think he looked much better with longer hair?

Signed, Dr H

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 12:55 am

steve vai posts where?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:18 am

He's got nice hair!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:31 pm

Sir Myghin wrote:steve vai posts where?

On his site. www.vai.com

Dear Dr. H,

I think he did look better with long hair. And Joe Perry too. What is the problem with all these dudes gedding their hair cut off? *sniff*

Signed,

Nothing to Scalp

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:12 pm

Dear Doctor H,

My socks ate all of my book but puked the Words back up.

They've gotten ink and mucus everywhere

Signed,
Xanragon

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:19 pm

Dear Nothing to Scalp,
Make SMD grow his hair out...it's nice and thick, would be MOST EXCELLENT to scalp

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Xanragon,

What did you do with Craig? He is a most useful slave when messy things are needed to be cleaned up. Just keep him away from Geddy!

Signed, Dr H

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:24 pm

Dear Dr. H,

I am afraid of Injuns With Axes, known from here on as IWA. You see, I have pretty hair and when they see me they naturally want to scalp me. This brings us to my next problem, I am hopelessly in love with an IWA. What should I do!?

Sincerely,
Bobble-Head

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:50 pm

Dear Dr. H,

I see a white man. He claims to be in love with one of our people. May I scalp him?

Signed,
NOT RUNNING TO THE HILLS THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:00 am

Dear NRTTHTT,

No.

Signed,
Bobble-Head

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:25 am

Dear Bobble-Head,

Give the Injuns LOTS of pizza.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Not Running To The Hills,

Well...you ARE the Mum....

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Bobble-Head,

I AM THE DOCTOR HERE NOT YOU! AND XANNY IS THE ASSISTANT AND THERE ARE NO OTHER ASSISTANTS ALLOWD SO NYAH!

Signed, Dr H

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:22 pm

Aerosmitten wrote:Dear Nothing to Scalp,
Make SMD grow his hair out...it's nice and thick, would be MOST EXCELLENT to scalp

Signed, Dr H

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i don't like where this is going

signed needs his scalp