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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 10:36 am
by Ogg
You discredited yourself when you said I had youthful exuberance, that goes quite a ways my good man
You leave me no option but to use the wisdom of my age and correct your misnomer. Youthful exuberance is nothing and I mean NOTHING in comparisom to experience, knowledge and gravitas. Besides, I'm a drummer with large amounts of natural rythm and the chicks dig that you know?
I will impart to you, free of charge, this ancient Native American fable that should (if enough intelligence is detected) enable you to choose your own path and perhaps emulate 'The Way of The Ogg'...
Two buffalo, one senior in years, the other full of youthful exuberance (and little else) stand devouring the lush greenery upon yonder hillock. A field full of very attractive female buffalo lies just over the ridge. It is spring, the pheremones are flying and Junior buffalo frolicks like a little lamb. 'Lets RUN over to that there ridge and F*** a female buffalo (that one has shapely hindquarters), lets,lets, lets RUN RUN RUN..!'
'Now wait there young 'un' drawls the elder (and ruggedly handsome) beast...'lets WALK over to the ridge and F*** ALL the buffalo!'
Less haste my friend, less exuberance
ps: F*** = fornicate with
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 10:38 am
by Slaine mac Roth
Couldn't agree more my friend. There's a lot to be said for experience and wisdom.
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 10:52 am
by *Lifesonite
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:15 am
by Ogg
Couldn't agree more my friend. There's a lot to be said for experience and wisdom.
*high fives Slaine'*
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:16 am
by Ogg
I should do WHAT with H's water buffalo!??!???!
Geez, take a cold shower my man.
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:23 am
by *Lifesonite
Hey now, you're the one that said I should do something with the buffalos....
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:26 am
by Ogg
Hey now, you're the one that said I should do something with the buffalos....
Not where everyone can see young man! Just put that thing away! See what I mean? Less haste...
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:27 pm
by awip2062
LOL! Yeah, *ite, like I said, save it until you are married and then stick with just the wife.
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:49 pm
by *Lifesonite
I didn't do anything with no freakin' buffalo, you weirdos!!
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:25 am
by Ogg
I didn't do anything with no freakin' buffalo, you weirdos!!
Aah, but you wanted to though AND you named the buffalo 'H', boy is she gonna be pissed! lol.
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:18 am
by schuette
Ogg wrote:I was referring to the likes of Monty Python, BlackAdder etc etc sigh
well it certainly couldn't be the wit of the average Englishman
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:05 am
by *Lifesonite
No no, you see, she told me she has a water buffalo!
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 1:05 pm
by awip2062
Everyone has a water buffalo
Your is fast and mine is slow
Where they come from
I don't know
BUT
Everyone's got a water buffalooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!