Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:00 pm
Oh! Is that the David Duchovney one?Soup4Rush wrote:Buddington Lyte... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:10 pm
That Regina one was awesome Elfie.
Fox freakin' Mulder.
including an action shot of him flashing the
badge was priceless!
Fox freakin' Mulder.
including an action shot of him flashing the
badge was priceless!
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:26 pm
I think this one (my first one) is still my favorite though.
http://www.by-tor.com/temp_forums/viewt ... t=scamming
http://www.by-tor.com/temp_forums/viewt ... t=scamming
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:41 am
That was the only one I saw, Elfie. I was rolling laughing, biting my nails for the next installment.
I'll have to check out some of the others...
I'll have to check out some of the others...
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:31 am
Elfie surely knows how to handle those!
(Yes, Elf, I just called you Shirley!)
(Yes, Elf, I just called you Shirley!)
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:27 am
Hey Soupy! It seems I'm a millionaire too! Lookie what I got this morning: (Ya wanna split a Lear jet? 
)
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Lookie what I got this morning: (Ya wanna split a Lear jet? )EuroMillions International,
Mercer's Place,
London SW9 1PZ,
London,
England
FAX: +44 701 403 9712
11 April 2007
RE: Spring 2007 Rollover Results
This is an official notification that you have been
selected as one of the recipients of the 2007 internet
edition rollover drawn on the 30th of March 2007.
This entitles you to a total claim of One Million Euros.
To begin the process please contact your detail manager
with the below information:
===========================
Magdalene Phillips
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===========================
Please DO NOT reply to this message. Contact your
Detail manager directly to process your win
using the information presented above
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instructions.
Congratulations once again from all of us.
Kindest Regards,
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:53 am
You know we could tour around with Rush... We could be like groupies.. front row for every show... Hows that sound Kares? I got another one too. This time all I have to do is cash checks for some scientist, keep 10% for myself and send the rest to him. perfectly legal he says, I always thought money laundering was illegal. 
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:36 am
I am getting pissed off with the emails saying've won millions 
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:53 am
Hey Elf, this one is unreal. It appears they even made a fake video and somehow made it look like a real story on CBS. However if you do a google search for Matt Novak, nothing comes back. AND if you do the same search on CBS's site, nothing comes back either. plus I find it odd a US soldier would use the term SACKED plus if this guy is in critical condition and could die anytime, his email is pretty coherent. Do us a favor and tear this guy up. It pisses me off he is using US patriotism to rip people off. Here is the email
Fellow American,
My name is Sgt. Matt Novak , an ex US soldier and a supply seargent in the US Army?s Third Infantry Division based in Iraq.
I and my fellow soldiers in the same third infantry sometime April 18, 2003,discovered a pair of cement sheds filled with metal boxes. Inside each box was $4 million in cash -- $750 million American dollars in all.
Out of patriotism, i showed the cash to my senior officer in charge of our Unit and we shared the loot ,i got $20 million American Dollars.
Finally, Major Rideout , who was our Unit Commander was questioned by other superior officers when the news was broken by CBS. We later noticed it was First Sgt Wilson who leaked out the information to the press,Major Rideout claimed he has recouped all the money we found.
But truthfully, i hid my own share of $20 million US Dollars , and when the money was being flown out from Iraq, I tipped the Pilot of the England Airforce Plane who is a Rev Father to deliver my own funds at his destination because they will be going through England to deliver wounded Allied soldiers ,before going to the USA for final delivery of the funds discovered by our Unit.
To cut it short, i was finally paroled by superior officers, questioned and sacked from the US Army for gross misconduct in the line of duty.
After i was sacked from the army, I came back to US AND joined a hospital in Wisconsin where i have been working before i went back to Iraq after i volunteered myself for a humanitarian service in Iraq .
Unfortunately, i was caught in the line of fire last month in Baghdad during rescue mission, we were hit by a terrible bomb explosion and was badly burnt .
As luck would have it, i met again the Rev Father Pilot whom i handed my own share of the our Iraqi money (20 million Dollars).He is now with Red Cross and was delighted to meet me .He told me that he kept all the money with a Security Company as a treasure from Iraq.
However, i am in a very critical condition now and the doctors here have told me point blank that i would die any moment from now. I do not have a wife or children and would like to atone for my sins by giving out the funds to one who will give it charity if he gets it.
Rev Father Desmond has gone back to his country and has been instructed to help any one i will refer to him retrieve the funds from the Security Company as he also has no need for it.I have since confessed my sins and ready to die a gallant death .
I am making atonements for my sins as advised by the Rev Father to give up the funds to an honest American who will help me remember the poor.
Therefore, i am instructing you to contact the Rev Father Pilot as a beneficiary of the 20 Million Dollars Once you have it in your accounts, You will donate 50% of the money to charity and keep the other 50%.
Please do contact him on revdesmondbright@yahoo.com with your name , address and phone number His name is Rev Fr Desmond Bright
Hope you will live up to expectations.
Long live America.
Regards
Fmr Sgt. Matt Novak
NB: Part of this story has been published in the CBS NEWS .For reference purpose, please go to http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/ ... 0763.shtml
plus if this guy is in critical condition and could die anytime, his email is pretty coherent. Do us a favor and tear this guy up. It pisses me off he is using US patriotism to rip people off. Here is the email Fellow American,
My name is Sgt. Matt Novak , an ex US soldier and a supply seargent in the US Army?s Third Infantry Division based in Iraq.
I and my fellow soldiers in the same third infantry sometime April 18, 2003,discovered a pair of cement sheds filled with metal boxes. Inside each box was $4 million in cash -- $750 million American dollars in all.
Out of patriotism, i showed the cash to my senior officer in charge of our Unit and we shared the loot ,i got $20 million American Dollars.
Finally, Major Rideout , who was our Unit Commander was questioned by other superior officers when the news was broken by CBS. We later noticed it was First Sgt Wilson who leaked out the information to the press,Major Rideout claimed he has recouped all the money we found.
But truthfully, i hid my own share of $20 million US Dollars , and when the money was being flown out from Iraq, I tipped the Pilot of the England Airforce Plane who is a Rev Father to deliver my own funds at his destination because they will be going through England to deliver wounded Allied soldiers ,before going to the USA for final delivery of the funds discovered by our Unit.
To cut it short, i was finally paroled by superior officers, questioned and sacked from the US Army for gross misconduct in the line of duty.
After i was sacked from the army, I came back to US AND joined a hospital in Wisconsin where i have been working before i went back to Iraq after i volunteered myself for a humanitarian service in Iraq .
Unfortunately, i was caught in the line of fire last month in Baghdad during rescue mission, we were hit by a terrible bomb explosion and was badly burnt .
As luck would have it, i met again the Rev Father Pilot whom i handed my own share of the our Iraqi money (20 million Dollars).He is now with Red Cross and was delighted to meet me .He told me that he kept all the money with a Security Company as a treasure from Iraq.
However, i am in a very critical condition now and the doctors here have told me point blank that i would die any moment from now. I do not have a wife or children and would like to atone for my sins by giving out the funds to one who will give it charity if he gets it.
Rev Father Desmond has gone back to his country and has been instructed to help any one i will refer to him retrieve the funds from the Security Company as he also has no need for it.I have since confessed my sins and ready to die a gallant death .
I am making atonements for my sins as advised by the Rev Father to give up the funds to an honest American who will help me remember the poor.
Therefore, i am instructing you to contact the Rev Father Pilot as a beneficiary of the 20 Million Dollars Once you have it in your accounts, You will donate 50% of the money to charity and keep the other 50%.
Please do contact him on revdesmondbright@yahoo.com with your name , address and phone number His name is Rev Fr Desmond Bright
Hope you will live up to expectations.
Long live America.
Regards
Fmr Sgt. Matt Novak
NB: Part of this story has been published in the CBS NEWS .For reference purpose, please go to http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/ ... 0763.shtml
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:24 am
Good grief...
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:59 am
sic him Elfie>>>
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:19 pm
Nah, it's one of those things one needs to be in the mood for.Soup4Rush wrote:sic him Elfie>>>
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:00 pm
In the Mood, isn't that a song?
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:17 pm
More than one, I think...awip2062 wrote:In the Mood, isn't that a song?
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:24 pm
He thinks! Therefore he am!