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For all of you with headaches from thinking too much...


act like a drummer and go braindead for a bit

and take two Rush CDs and call me in the morning at

1-888-RUS-HROX

To say Geddy's first day at South Park Elementary didn't go very well is a gross understatement.
First, they all made fun of his shoes. 'Said they looked like ballerina slippers. As a result Stan is trying to get everyone to call him "Beddy".

The tough kids were jealous of his goatee. They pulled him around the playground by it, decided he looked like a beat-poet, and beat him up.

Then, right at 3:00 sharp, the going-home bell sounded, Cartman's ass shot fire and melted poor Ged's sunglasses to a black, smouldering pulp.

He's going to have some interesting things to discuss at tonights rehearsal.

poor Geddy he looks so sad.

PV wrote:I checked out the link Kares posted for the "Canadian" RushPark and I must say, Zivo, yours ROCK! I like them much better and they are in the spirit of the show. Now, I'm not a regular watcher so I don't know about this "Canadian" style but I will vote for Zivo's.

i don't knwo if you watch the show PV, but thats what south park canadians tend to look like, i assure you, being a candian, we have jaws not 2 sections of a head

Zivo wrote:To say Geddy's first day at South Park Elementary didn't go very well is a gross understatement.
First, they all made fun of his shoes. 'Said they looked like ballerina slippers. As a result Stan is trying to get everyone to call him "Beddy".

The tough kids were jealous of his goatee. They pulled him around the playground by it, decided he looked like a beat-poet, and beat him up.

Then, right at 3:00 sharp, the going-home bell sounded, Cartman's ass shot fire and melted poor Ged's sunglasses to a black, smouldering pulp.

He's going to have some interesting things to discuss at tonights rehearsal.

Someone pass the popcorn? This is going to be good!

And thanks, Myghin, for the reassurance on Canadian head structure.

I like your idea Zivo keep up the good thoughts.

Alex's first day at school was quite different than Geddy's. He had lots of fun with his new friends. First, Mr Garrison let us all have some of his "secret brew" from his thermos. Then everything got really silly, and we danced around like lambada champions. When that got boring, we had fun hassling the janitor, throwing up all over the place. It's ok, though. He really likes to spread sawdust on the floor. Then little Al was locked in detention for what seemed to be forever, while the kids chanted "FREE ALEX, FREE ALEX!" The only thing that was bad was when he was getting a spanking from Mr. Hat, and said the "F" word accidentally. This made Mr. Hat very angry, and he struck Alex repeatedly in the nose (what nose?) Alex then fell off the chair, dragging Mr. Hat with him, and broke off his wooden head when he landed butt-first on him. Mr. Garrison is still crying over it, and the South Park Kids accepted him as one of their own.

OH MY!!!!

Oh my GED! You are hilarious! Do Neil! Do Neil!

That is so funny! You have nailed this, man. Can't wait to see what you come up with for Neil!

Not much is known about Neil's first day at school. When his parents asked how it went he refused to be interviewed, said he would be up in his room "creating" and would they send up his Chicken and Stars soup with some Cheesy Poofs and a nice white wine.
What is known, mostly from the stories told around blazing campfires on wooded windy nights, is that Neil's school work was criticized by most of the teachers, until he beat them all, one-by-one, in a battle of wits and grits, or heart and mind, as Neil would refer to it, if he would give an interview...by the end of the day, he had made as many enemies as he made friends, once again bringing balance to South Park Elementary. As he was about to speed off on his Gyrocycle, the school board offered him a job, making him the youngest professor in South Park History.
"Ladies and gentlemen...the Professor teaching dumbshits!"

Very very good!

Maybe I should have saved Alex for last, eh? Heh-heh.
I feel a bit weird as I work on this little project, I must admit. I can see how some might think I'm being a bit "harsh" or...(ugh)unfeeling, the way I have portrayed them. Thinking further I am reminded that RUSH is the single most influential force in my music, writing and general "way of thinking". So perhaps it's the way they would want it. The real slapped together with the make-believe, as long as we get a laugh and learn something by the end of the episode.
If anyone were to feel offended by anything I have written and/or drawn, I must borrow a quote from a very wise man, who once said...
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

Ooh, gotta go. Just thought of a 2112 tie-in!

roflmao!

I don't think you need to worry as I really think we all know you are not meaning to degrade. And you know that humour needs an element of truth in it to really be funny.

2112 tie-in? Hmmm....most of us here probably won't ged it, as no one likes the band that did that LP.

What ^^^ said.

And 2112? Sounds like a trick math question to me.