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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:47 am
by Aerosmitten
(Choose your fav answer)
1) Four, one to screw it it, and three to argue over how much better Beil would hae done it.
2) None, there are rodies to do that.
3) Ten, one to hold the lamp still and nine to rotate the room.
4) Twenty, one to hold the lamp still and ninteen to ged so wasted the room starts spinning.
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:48 am
by Aerosmitten
^^^
Unless of course it was a jazz drummer...then no one would change it, they would just improvise around it.
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:49 am
by Aerosmitten
How manny bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:52 am
by Aerosmitten
(Choose your fav answer)
1) None, the pianist can do that with his left hand.
2) Five, one to screw in the lightbulb, and four to fight off the lead guitarist who is hogging all the light.
3) Just one, but the rodie has to set up the ladder, take the old light bulb out, and hand the bassist the new light bulb.
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:54 am
by Aerosmitten
Did ya hear the one about the drummer that graduated from highschool?
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:55 am
by Aerosmitten
Yeah...me either
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:56 am
by Aerosmitten
What do you call a drummer that graduated from highschool?
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:58 am
by Aerosmitten
Suprime Burger Flipper
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:00 am
by Aerosmitten
How do you ged a drummer to leave your front doorstep?
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:01 am
by Aerosmitten
Pay for the pizza.
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:02 am
by Aerosmitten
How can you tell it is a drummer at your door?
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:06 am
by Aerosmitten
(Choose your fav answer)
1) The nocking is in rythem.
2) The nocking speeds up.
3) Three nocks then he comes in late.
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:24 am
by awip2062
How can you tell a drummer wrote this thread?
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:27 am
by awip2062
Cuz it isn't spelt properly!
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:17 pm
by Sir Myghin
Aerosmitten wrote:(Choose your fav answer)
1) None, the pianist can do that with his left hand.
2) Five, one to screw in the lightbulb, and four to fight off the lead guitarist who is hogging all the light.
3) Just one, but the rodie has to set up the ladder, take the old light bulb out, and hand the bassist the new light bulb.
what about us lefty bassists? or ambidextrous peoples? what about use somewhat left handed ambidextrousy type peoples?
Did you folsk realize it finally happened, H's alter ego finally escaped and controls her half the time now!. She has finally gone complete insane wooohoo party at my place