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ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:41 pm

Like DA, I didn't know, but am happy to look things up.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:09 pm

So did you look it up, Elfs?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:18 pm

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:31 am

I have never heard the word before but, looking at it logically, is it someone who 'fesses' perhaps? (what 'fessing' may be I have no idea)

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:36 am

This thread is making me laff so hard!

Soupy, you're brilliant!

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:40 am

I just tried www.m-w.com
It doesn't know the word either.

But I did find it mentioned in this list...
(my apologies for the crass language, I didn't write it)

8 ways to tell if you're a gay male:

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El di(ko and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Caf? Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.

6. If yo u know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his girl in the passenger seat.

8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mo n-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual
combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:47 am

Well, IF that list is true, then most of the loggers here are gay, judging from the people we see at the local latte stands.

But that does beg the question: WHY do the latte stands hire women who wear tight, low cut shirts that barely cover their chests if all those men who go to them are gay?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:51 am

awip2062 wrote:Well, IF that list is true, then most of the loggers here are gay, judging from the people we see at the local latte stands.

But that does beg the question: WHY do the latte stands hire women who wear tight, low cut shirts that barely cover their chests if all those men who go to them are gay?

Good question. Along the same lines as why are gay men so obsessed with Liza Minelli, Cher, and Judy Garland?

Spongebob Squarepants I can understand...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:01 am

ARE YOU SAYING THAT NEIL IS GAY?!?!?!?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:03 am

I have said nothing about Neil.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:08 am

You mentioned Spongebob, and Neil likes him.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:26 am

awip2062 wrote:You mentioned Spongebob, and Neil likes him.

But that doesn't mean...

Okay, a brief lesson in the rules of logic:

All of John F. Kennedy is dead,
but only SOME of the class of dead people are John F. Kennedy.

Consequently, though MANY gay men like Spongebob,
liking Spongebob does not automatically classify one
as gay.

But I cannot comment as to whether or not extended viewing of Spongebob increases homosexual tendencies...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:37 am

PROFESSOR ELFIE!

That's so like you, never letting me get away with a thing. Keepin' this injun honest.

Would you recommend I not allow my children to watch Spongbob when it comes on at my mom's house then?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:40 am

awip2062 wrote: Would you recommend I not allow my children to watch Spongbob when it comes on at my mom's house then?

No comment.

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:45 am

I like Sponge Bob!