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T4EFAN wrote:"Come join us and let the love of Lord Raiden fill your heart with joy".

I love you.

"Have some sugar-coated, sugar-flavored pieces of sugar, wrapped in sugar and filled with anti-flouride AND I'LL BE SCRAPING YOUR GUMS IN NO TIME!" - Fairly OddParents character Dr. Bender

?Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn
f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.?

- Hillary Clinton, 1991

Raiden wrote:"I bet I could even kill...Batman." -The Joker, who's SO full of crap.

Awww..he was just jokin'!

CygnusX1 wrote:?Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn
f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.?

- Hillary Clinton, 1991

That's quite a mouth she has.

Raiden wrote:

CygnusX1 wrote:?Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn
f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.?

- Hillary Clinton, 1991

That's quite a mouth she has.

Yep, like a fargin BARACUDA!!!!!!!!

"Only a white man would believe that you could cut 12 inches off the top
of a blanket, sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."

- Arizona Indian Chief (Referring to Daylight Savings Time)

***Arizona does not observe DST***

CygnusX1 wrote:"Only a white man would believe that you could cut 12 inches off the top
of a blanket, sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."

- Arizona Indian Chief (Referring to Daylight Savings Time)

***Arizona does not observe DST***

Amen, Chief!

That annual transition into DST always reminds me of the opening scene of Joe vs The Volcano. So bleak and dreary. Everyone grudgingly marching into a place where they'd really rather not go...

"If you lie to your children about Santa (telling them he's real), they won't believe you when you tell them about JESUS." -"Pastor" Harry Walther on Santa Claus

T4EFAN wrote:"If you lie to your children about Santa (telling them he's real), they won't believe you when you tell them about JESUS." -"Pastor" Harry Walther on Santa Claus

I didn't lie to them about Santa. He is real. In this house, he just happens to be me. And when they were old enough to understand that, they did.

Could it be your kids will think you're Jesus too?

*trying to be a pain in the butt *

zepboy wrote:Could it be your kids will think you're Jesus too?

*trying to be a pain in the butt *

They know quite a lot about His life. They know it wasn't me.

ElfDude wrote:

zepboy wrote:Could it be your kids will think you're Jesus too?

*trying to be a pain in the butt *

They know quite a lot about His life. They know it wasn't me.

You wouldn't want to be Jesus.

No kidding. I have enough trouble dealing with the responsibility of paying my bills on time!

I imagine some would say, "I want to be Jesus because people love(d) Him for who He was/is", possibly forgetting that some HATED Him for the same reason and as a result, beat the living daylights out of Him.

Let me tell you something. Getting the living daylights beaten out of you is not a pleasant experience.

Here's a nice SpongeBob quote: "Attention customers! Today's special is a [dolphin call edit] Krabby Patty, served on a greasy [dolphin call edit] bun and grilled to [dolphin call edit] perfection. And don't forget to ask us to [dolphin call edit] the [dolphin call edit] fries. It'll be our [dolphin call edit] pleasure."

That's bad word number eleven.

"I'm the nicest drunk you'll ever meet.....I even hurl in the trash can."

- Cyg

"If somethin' gets broke - it's someone else messin' up."

- Cyg