Your worst nightmare-A NASCAR thread!

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:52 am

JR would not even be in Nascar if it was not for his old man.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:00 am

You're probably right Bro. I can tell you that if he wasn't, he'd be right
here drinkin' beer and watching the Redskins choke with his homeboys!

Who says he's not already? hahaha

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:42 am

CygnusX1 wrote:You're probably right Bro. I can tell you that if he wasn't, he'd be right
here drinkin' beer and watching the Redskins choke with his homeboys!

Who says he's not already? hahaha

sometimes I just like to "rattle your cage" bro.. I like Junior.. I hope he has a great year next year and proves me wrong..

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:17 pm

Like I said, you gotta be thick-skinned to be a Junior fan.

I've been called everything but a white man in the Dale Jr. forums by the
haters. Seriously.

One thing you said that's absolutely true though....the excuses have to
stop, and now.

Junior had no say in it whatsoever this time around, so Rick H. gave him a
early Christmas present. It's time to shake-and-bake, or hang it up.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:33 pm

Little E is looking good.. It would be cool to see him pull a win out today. Lets go Junior!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:33 am

Ah, but it was not to be. The D500 is always a crap shoot, and I'm happy
to see Bayne win it as a rookie, and happy to see Ford win one for a
change.

But don't get me wrong - I absolutely wanted to see Junior win it again.

I'm more concerned with the rest of this season with regard to Junior.

(Remember, Junior finished last year's D500 in 2nd place, and we all
know what happened from there.)

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:17 am

I don't follow Nascar, but I thought you all that do might want to see this.

JEFF GORDON FIRES PIT CREW ...............................

AP Wire- Raleigh , NC

Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:58 am

^^^ "That's jus' rrrrrrong" - Chris Rock

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:10 am

That is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time..

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:21 am

Walkinghairball wrote:
JEFF GORDON FIRES PIT CREW ...............................

AP Wire- Raleigh , NC

Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:33 am

Seeing how I rarely contribute to this thread...I had to.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:35 am

Actually that is probably the best post this thread has seen..

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:29 pm

Soup4Rush wrote:Actually that is probably the best post this thread has seen..

Hairy's post and your "what Teresa will have to do for beer money" post are pretty damn close...like 1a and 1b.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:18 pm

Soup4Rush wrote:Ginn/Earnhardt. You heard it here first.

WRONG!!!

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:19 pm

YYZ30 wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:Ginn/Earnhardt. You heard it here first.
*slaps the horsiehead*

Ginn doesn't have the $$$

my three takes:

1) He ends up a RCR (big shock) driving the 81 for Budweiser.
2) He starts a Nextel program for JR Motorsports (driving the 81) and leases equipment from Hendrick
3) He goes to Gibbs and starts to drive the 18, JJ Yeley needs more seat time in the KFC series.

WRONG!!!!