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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 10:03 am
by neilpeart_gal
Aerosmitten wrote:Dear NPG,

Would you like Billy Boy aka Souperman, to duck tape you all up all snug as a bug in...well...duck tape?

Signed, the Assistant Dr. H
That's probably the best way to go!! :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:29 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Xanragon,

Put it all in the freezer and it will be all better. Though rather frozen.

Signed, the Assistant Dr H

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:42 am
by wcp
dear Assistant Doc H,
i have a problem.....kind of embarassing.....my freind umm...Winston.....keeps weeting eth ebd though he is well over teh agev of 16.....what can umm./...Winston......do to stop this?

sincerly...friend of Winstons'

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:45 am
by Sir Myghin
heeh well maybe "winston" should invest in a diaper or something

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:48 am
by EndlesslyRocking
wcp wrote:dear Assistant Doc H,
i have a problem.....kind of embarassing.....my freind umm...Winston.....keeps weeting eth ebd though he is well over teh agev of 16.....what can umm./...Winston......do to stop this?

sincerly...friend of Winstons'
Electroconvulsive Therapy

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:59 pm
by awip2062
EndlesslyRocking wrote:Electroconvulsive Therapy
Ummm...ER...Winston is a bass guitar.

lol!

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:03 pm
by awip2062
Dear Doctor H,

I hear that Spuds license is being suspended and that you are the new OFFICIAL doctor, no longer the assistant! :shock:

HOW CAN I SURVIVE THIS?!?!?!?!!?

Signed,

Falling Off the Edge of the World with Zero the Hero

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:35 pm
by EndlesslyRocking
awip2062 wrote:
EndlesslyRocking wrote:Electroconvulsive Therapy
Ummm...ER...Winston is a bass guitar.

lol!
Which is exactly why ECT would be effective in this case...

:)

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:09 pm
by Sir Myghin
dear doctor

one of my best friends broke a string today :| how do i cope with such trauma

signed
traumatically insane

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 10:59 pm
by Aerosmitten
dear Assistant Doc H,
i have a problem.....kind of embarassing.....my freind umm...Winston.....keeps weeting eth ebd though he is well over teh agev of 16.....what can umm./...Winston......do to stop this?

sincerly...friend of Winstons'
Dear FOW,

Threaten to withold Syrinx and he will straighten right up :wink:

Signed, Dr H
Dear Doctor H,

I hear that Spuds license is being suspended and that you are the new OFFICIAL doctor, no longer the assistant!

HOW CAN I SURVIVE THIS?!?!?!?!!?

Signed,

Falling Off the Edge of the World with Zero the Hero
Dear FOTEOTWWZTH,

Take 2 slicef os pizza and listen to RUSH.

Signed, Dr H
dear doctor

one of my best friends broke a string today how do i cope with such trauma

signed
traumatically insane
Dear TI,
Take some of Wile E. Cyotee Genious Esquire's earthquake pills. Migh tnot do you any good, but I hear thay are fun.

Signed, Dr H

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:41 pm
by Xanadu
Dear doc...

We is and the ready four timed rear can comb underneath fishroots. Matatchtkah needed under read for it. Hiding in their faces gape dash salt lapping forunner.

Beazel Foop

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:50 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Beazel Foop,

Eat the honey of the polar ice rats soup. Then take a nap. Then wake up, and wash the drool off your face.

Signed, Dr H

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:26 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,

If culture is the curse of the thinking class, and laughter is a straw for a drowning man, what are we?

Signed,

Doooooon't Aaaaaaask Meeeeeeeeee, I Don't Know!

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:18 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear DAMIDK,
All we are is dust in the wind, dude

Signed, Dr H

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:56 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,

:roll:

Signed,

:roll: