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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:24 pm
by PV
*switches hands and now has t's tongue with left hand*
Phew... that hand was getting tired! I'm hungry, need a snack.
*opens a bag of microwave popcorn with one hand*
Dang, I'm good.
Now... Are there any bowls around here that t and H haven't smashed up in batting practice?
*gets popcorn popping in microwave*
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:27 pm
by awip2062
*t bats the popcorn bowl that PV finds away*
*t rakes PV's shin with the side of t's foot and then stomps her foot*
*t pokes PV in the side between the ribs*
*t breaks free from PV and runs to the door*
I am going to lock you in here with NO RUSH!
There! I said it again!
NO RUSH! NO RUSH! NO RUSH! NO RUSH!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:32 pm
by PV
Ow...
*passes out behind bar and dreams of being rescued by a tall dark handsome stranger*
*wakes to find it's not a dream*
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:37 pm
by awip2062
*t laughs at the fact that PV thinks Lemmy with a mask is Neil!*
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:40 pm
by PV
*wakes from her dream within a dream*
Phew! That was a nightmare! Lemmy?!? Eeeeeeeew!
*gargles with Listerine just in case*
Bartender! Well, okay, ME! Set me up with something strong!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:43 pm
by Amarok
Amarok enters the scene.
"What about a strong double tall skinny coffee?"
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:44 pm
by awip2062
You are going to take a strong drink for ME?!???!!?
*t geds a mocha for herself and one for H*
Come on, kid! We need to go to drum/guitar lessons now. We can trash the pub more later.
*t and H leave PV to her "strong drink" from ME*
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:33 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Oh, the horror of it it all!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:27 pm
by wcp
Man this place has gone down teh crapper when is somone gonna open upa bar to compete with this one?
friendly competition is always good...
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:50 pm
by Aerosmitten
Craig, WHY DID YOU PUT THE PUB IN THE POTTY?!?!??!?
You can open Craiggy-poo's Bar of Soap. Mum's gonna use it on you if you keep saying those four letter words to her, Mr Man!
*Stalking me BAD hoser brother*
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:50 am
by awip2062
*t takes a bar of soap and washes Craig's mouth out*
Don't you EVER say a four-letter word to me again, young man!
And since you like that four-letter word so much, I am going to make you do some of it! Clean up this mess right now!
*t hands Craig a broom*
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:36 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
The horror the horror I can't take much more the horror
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:01 pm
by awip2062
Awwww...it's okay Kev. It's okay. Here:
*t hands Kev a cuppa tea*
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:48 pm
by wcp
WORK WORK WORK WORK!!!!!!
!@ *craig runs out of pub*
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:44 pm
by Aerosmitten
*H runs after Craig*
GIMMIE BACK MY GROG!!!!!
