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begins o play baseball with thrown bottles and do his share of breaking everything

Who is in my bed!
Jeez i leave for a few days and i have already lost my bed! H your looking as Devlish as ever and Mum is that new Hair Cut? so nice PV outta the bed i'm to old to share.

Hey Craig, you can keep that lumpy ol thing! Jings, now wonder you've been missing lately. You went to get some good sleep somewhere I'll bet!

*looks for cell phone to call chiropractor to schedule and appointment*

H! Nice try with the Jim/NEP doll mixup but no go. I saw you pull the Jim doll out of your jacket. You can keep that one, I've got what I want! Well, almost.

*goes off to cuddle NEP doll*

Excellent Sir Mydweeb! Make Schu proud!

wcp wrote:Who is in my bed!
Jeez i leave for a few days and i have already lost my bed! H your looking as Devlish as ever and Mum is that new Hair Cut? so nice PV outta the bed i'm to old to share.

*H geds up outta the bed*

I was just taking a nap...*yawn* Don't need to yell at me! *pouts*

*H looks around for her Jim doll and finds it missing*

DOH! WHERE IS JIM?!?!? CRAIG! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?!?!? I poke you in the eye with a sharp stick and then shove skittles up your nose and then put french fries in your ears and a piece of cheesey bread in your mouth to keep you quiet and....HEY! I'll take a picture! Aww...wouldn't you ebe so cute all fooded up like that? Such a pretty cowpie you are.

KIDS!

*t looks around the trashed pub and thinks*

I like it! THIS is the way a pub should look!

H! Make sure to take lots of good pictures. Then call the pigs in to clean up that food mess Craig will make when he spits out that food.

I am impressed to see Mydweeb having such fun. This is good.

Anyone actaully want a drink? I think we have some bottles of Pepsi lef...

Ummm...never mind! Dweeb just smashed them!

*t geds a tea*

*watches t tee up her tea*

Oh no, here she goes again! No Pepsi, huh? I'll settle for a Diet Coke, unless they are all smashed too.

*makes a note to only buy beverages that come in plastic bottles*

Hey! Plastic bottles would be great for the .22!

*t finds some old scratched LPs*

Hey! These must be left over from the old days. H! These smash up great!

*t starts flinging LPs to H to hit*

What are ya doing, t?? That's the old Rush, Dio, Sabbath collection! Those are well loved, well played albums! Just cuz they are a wee scratched doesn't mean they deserve that treatment.

*t stops in her tracks, shocked*

Who changed the labels to say Madonna and Oingo Boingo then?

*t looks hard at Lizzy*

I am going to ged you for this!

*t puts down the LP (after kissing it), jumps off the bar and takes off after PV*

I will make you pay!

*t catches PV and holds her down forcing her to eat haggis*

*hides label printer away*

What??

*sees haggis coming at her*

Nooooooooo! Not the haggis! Anything, well almost anything, but the haggis!

Yes, the haggis! And if you don't straighten out right now, I am going to lock you in a room with NO RUSH!!!!!!!

What am I saying?!?! No Rush?

*t thinks a minute*

*t remembers the broken LPs*

Yeah! NO RUSH!

*t sticks he tongue out at PV*

*grabs t's tongue and twists*

"No" and "Rush" should never, EVER, be uttered in that order, EVER! Do you hear me? EVER! Now you take it back, NOW!

Mmmhmmmmbbhhhmmmmgghhddddaggggaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

What? English please! Enough of this hoser gibberish.

*refills her Diet Coke*

I need a lemon for this.

*drags t by her tongue to the stock room and looks for a lemon*

Aaah... here we go!

*puts lemon wedge in her DC*

Much better...

*drags t back to the main pub room by her tongue*

So, what do you have to say for yourself?

*t stumbles along behind*

Mmmhffffgaaaaahhhhhhmmmmbbbbbhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaccccccckkkkkk!