Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:10 pm
I wondered if she'd notice me stealing her steak.
A lot of monkeys...
A lot of monkeys...
go against doctor's orders and jump on the bed.
In the big inning...
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:17 pm
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:37 am
God created the heavens and the earth.
If at first you don't succeed . . .
If at first you don't succeed . . .
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:27 pm
...try some viagra.
I stepped on something...
I stepped on something...
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:37 am
really big, and it wasn't mine!
After polishing off the plate of ribs . . .
After polishing off the plate of ribs . . .
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:59 am
...the ribs looked like ivory tusks.
I was walking by the pen of carnivorous cattle...
I was walking by the pen of carnivorous cattle...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:39 am
When I felt a sharp pain in my side.
I abruptly ran out of the meeting . . .
I abruptly ran out of the meeting . . .
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:13 am
....when I found out that the new iWhatever was on sale.
The best time to catch a fish is.....
The best time to catch a fish is.....
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:55 am
after you have gotten your new iWhatever. 
This weekend I am going to
This weekend I am going to
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:28 am
flatulate, hibernate, insinuate, and ingratiate.
Not being a full member . . .
Not being a full member . . .
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:53 pm
...I lived in fear of the initiation.
A pack of small dogs...
A pack of small dogs...
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:45 am
was used in a freaky kind of initiation!
I hate it when I am using a strange bathroom and . . .
I hate it when I am using a strange bathroom and . . .
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:18 pm
...something creeps out of the toilet bowl and stares at me.
I would have been here sooner, but...
I would have been here sooner, but...
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:01 pm
...but my untrimmed armpit hair was blowing out the window and got rapped around an old person's walker, it was a mess.
It may seem strange but...
It may seem strange but...
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:39 am
The old person with the walker seemed to enjoy it!
Every time I go to touch that . . .
Every time I go to touch that . . .