Complete the sentence . . .

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:10 pm

I wondered if she'd notice me stealing her steak.

A lot of monkeys...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:17 pm

go against doctor's orders and jump on the bed.

In the big inning...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:37 am

God created the heavens and the earth.

If at first you don't succeed . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:27 pm

...try some viagra.

I stepped on something...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:37 am

really big, and it wasn't mine!

After polishing off the plate of ribs . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:59 am

...the ribs looked like ivory tusks.

I was walking by the pen of carnivorous cattle...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:39 am

When I felt a sharp pain in my side.

I abruptly ran out of the meeting . . .

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:13 am

....when I found out that the new iWhatever was on sale.

The best time to catch a fish is.....

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:55 am

after you have gotten your new iWhatever.

This weekend I am going to

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:28 am

flatulate, hibernate, insinuate, and ingratiate.

Not being a full member . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:53 pm

...I lived in fear of the initiation.

A pack of small dogs...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:45 am

was used in a freaky kind of initiation!

I hate it when I am using a strange bathroom and . . .

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:18 pm

...something creeps out of the toilet bowl and stares at me.

I would have been here sooner, but...

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:01 pm

...but my untrimmed armpit hair was blowing out the window and got rapped around an old person's walker, it was a mess.

It may seem strange but...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:39 am

The old person with the walker seemed to enjoy it!

Every time I go to touch that . . .