The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:28 pm

I hate potty trained pets.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:33 pm

I hate it when my Dobe pup sleeps in my lap.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:34 pm

I wish t never got the pup

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:36 pm

So does the pup.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:37 pm

Nobody likes pets anyway!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:01 pm

Dweeb would never have a pet other than a cat.

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:40 pm

Cats are very dumb creatures.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:09 am

I love cats....they're delicious.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:01 pm

They taste just like yellow dog, which tastes best.

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:24 pm

We should get rid of all our animals.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:30 pm

On Sunday I am going to kill the two spiders with egg sacs in my Sunday School room instead of catch and release them outside.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:49 pm

I am going over to t's for boiled spideregghatchallamode tomorrow.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:39 am

I'm a water buffalo

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:20 am

Everybody has a water buffalo!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:12 pm

Yours is fast and mine is slow
Where they get them I don't know but
Everybody's got a Water Buffalooooooooooooooooooooooooooo