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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:48 pm
by awip2062
Awwwww...alright.
*t untapes the kid and hands him a beer*
Jings! Kids can really hit me in my soft spot!
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:12 pm
by Panacea
Sigh... you must have some real issues with fluids, t.
First you don't like my grande decaf mocha frappuccino, then you want poor Kevin to drink rattlesnake venom and hooch. Wassup?
*goes to find some Caffeine Free Diet Dr. Pepper*
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:50 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Smashed potatoes comes in from the winter chill.
I found an ancient miracle that you should know, were is Shu?
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:14 am
by Aerosmitten
I think she is locked in the cellar....I heard Craig mumbling about needing to find the key before peeps start to wonder.
Kevin, did you want a beer? *H duck tapes a beer in each of his hands.* Ohhh! You might want that duck tape taken off of your mouth, eh?
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 7:52 pm
by awip2062
Hmmm....could explain why it is so quiet here. We must do something about that!
*t blasts Dio's song Strange Highways on repeat from the juke box*
H! Let's trash the pub?
*t hands H a baseball bat*
You know how this works!
*t gathers up all the empties and puts them on the bar*
*t climbs all the way up onto the bar*
Whew! That is one tall bar for someone so short as I! Good thing I am not afraid of heights!
*t throws bottles into the air for H to hit*
Oh! Score! That was a homerun!
*t tosses more*
Grand salami!
Hey, you!
*t yells at someone standing nearby*
Watch out! H is batting here!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:08 am
by Aerosmitten
*H smashes many things to itsey bitsey teensey weesney tiney whiney itty bitty bits*
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:37 am
by awip2062
Here H! Try these now!
*t starts tossing full bottles*
Wow!
That is really pretty when you hit those! The way the beverage flies all over. Uhhhhh...you are gonna need a shower!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:51 pm
by PV
*flips a table and hides behind it*
What the!
I will say the droplets make purty colors in the light but jings! The glass!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:56 pm
by awip2062
Come out and play, Sissy!
*t tosses H some cheesy bread sticks, then hops from the bar onto the pool table and starts slinging pool balls as H to hit*
Oh! Nice one, H! You so totally shattered the mirror behind the bar! Rush on!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:02 pm
by PV
No way! Nuh uh! You can't make me!
*continues to cower like a baby behind the table*
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:08 pm
by awip2062
Ahhhhh..gonna be that way are ye?
*t and H take Lizzy from behind the table and carry her into the back room where Craig has his bed. They tuck Lizzy in to Craig's bed*
I wonder where that boy has got off to, H!
*H gives Lizzy a ba-ba of warm milk*
"No, Auntie Parasite. You may not have your Neil doll. You might choke on the small drumsticks!" H says.
*H hands t the doll*
*t thuds*
*H takes the doll away from her mum*
*Hmmm...H thinks...I could sell this to NPG for lots of money!*
*t and H leave the room*
*t and H return*
Don't want you to fall out of bed, Sissy!
*t duct tapes Lizzy in the bed*
There! All better!
*t and H return to trashing the pub*
Nice one, H! That 8 ball just went through the door to the back roo....Oooops!
*cries emanate fro mthe bedroom*
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:32 pm
by PV
*spurred on by the desire to have her NEP doll back, PV summons all her strength and breaks through the duct tape*
WHERE'S MY NEP DOLL!
*spies H on the pool table smashing pool balls*
*picks up the cue ball and crushes it with her bare hands*
WHERE'S MY NEP DOLL!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:42 pm
by Aerosmitten
*H looks at Auntie this way*
*Then that way*
*Then tries standing on her head and looking at Auntie THAT way*
Hmm...I think Auntie is upset
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:49 pm
by PV
Darn right I'm upset!
WHERE'S MY NEP DOLL!
*spies doll in H's hands*
MY DOLL!
*takes doll from H*
I love my doll!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:57 pm
by Aerosmitten
HEY!! That is my Jim Morrison doll! Can't you tell the difference!???!
Jings!
*H takes Jim back and pouts*