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Posted: **Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:34 pm**

I get into the lotion and get all smooth.

Cracked skin is a pain when . . .

Posted: **Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:51 pm**

You over bend your foot, and make the skin split.

It is always time for.....................

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:42 am**

this idiot next to me to shut the f up!

Where is my big, fluffy...

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:50 am**

sack of goodies?

The weather outside is frightful.............................

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:53 am**

if you crave dry heat.

Grandma got run over by a

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:57 am**

Hell's Angel, on a Harley, eating a stick of beef jerkey.

If yer happy and you know it.........................

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:52 pm**

dont sing clap your hands

it's friday night and....

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:38 pm**

I wish you all a Happy Hannukah!

The fire in the stove is...

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:52 pm**

burning all my roaches

The Simpsons are....

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:03 pm**

a show Elfie loves.

Tonight's dinner is...

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:15 pm**

subject to viewer discretion.

In the event of spinal meltdown,

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:50 am**

milk will cool things down.

What I like most about milk is...

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:45 am**

the way it gets frothy when steamed (and the moustache too).

If I were the incredible hulk . . .

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:54 am**

I would pity the fool who upset me....

"Ged out there and ROCK, and _______"

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:54 am**

(tried to post several times...you guys are too quick for me

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Complete the sentence . . .