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Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:32 pm**

This is making me nauseous.

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:30 am**

"This is making me nauseous." - Z

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:40 am**

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,
and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a
good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" - Jay Leno

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:39 pm**

While playing Mortal Kombat: Unchained the other night, I went to talk to a villalger and she said, "Come join us and let the love of Lord Raiden fill your heart with joy". For a Christian, that's pretty funny.

The joy in my heart from the love of THIS guy!

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:39 am**

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'."

-- Ronald Reagan

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:49 am**

"My fellow Americans, I've just signed legislation outlawing Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."- Ronald Reagan

(whoops)

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:06 am**

*Raiden sings*

Lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody
For my own

I'm lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely
Wish I had someone
To text on the PILOT

IIIII'm just a lessor god

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:37 pm**

"SoasIwassayingyouandmegottahangoutmorewhatnightsaregoodforyouherearethenightsthataregoodformeMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturdaySundayIgottaworkIworkattheKrustyKrabmybestfriendisPatrickhe'spink" -SpongeBob

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:52 am**

Ever notice how people driving slower than you are morons and those driving faster than you are maniacs?
-George Carlin

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:56 am**

Big Blue Owl wrote:Ever notice how people driving slower than you are morons and those driving faster than you are maniacs?
-George Carlin

I loved that bit!!!

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:53 am**

"What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom? Lipstick!*
-Caribou Barbie

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:57 am**

^^^^^^

That's Mrs. Caribou Barbie to you!

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:26 am**

Heheh, you're right. I sit corrected

"Friends, I've always been a rowdy, rebellious maverick -- even more so, back in the day," Mr. McCain told reporters on Monday. "I do what I want. Posing naked as a jaybird for a calendar was just another way for me to express those admirable qualities."

-John McCain

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:47 am**

Oh, twinkle twinkle Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard, so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point

Pee-yew what's that horrible smell?

I have a head, it ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
This song is over, except for this line
You win this round
Broccoli

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I have to go to the bathroom

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:55 am**

T4EFAN wrote:Oh, twinkle twinkle Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard, so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point

Pee-yew what's that horrible smell?

I have a head, it ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
This song is over, except for this line
You win this round
Broccoli

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I have to go to the bathroom

Uh..............who's quote is this?

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