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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 10:36 pm
by Aerosmitten
Awww C'mon! We need tin foil!
*H does behind the bar like Andy's Factory with the tin foil*
*H gaurds her masterpiece with her grog*
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:45 pm
by awip2062
BOWIE?!?!?!?!!? As in David, not the dude who invented the awesome knife I can use to scalp you with?
*t thinks*
Well, Bowie is to be admired for his skill, although I do not care for his music. Sooo...I shan't kill Kevin the noo. Just duct tape him!
*t grabs Kevin and duct tapes him*
Now what to do with ya? Oh! I know!
*t drags Kevin out of the pub and shoves him off the deck into the loch*
That'll teach you to put Bowie up with Priest, Maiden, Sabbath, Ozzy, Scorpions, Zepplin, and Dio!
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:04 pm
by Kevin
Egad!
*uses special BOWIE knife to cut free of duct tape*
All because i like Bowie? now i know how you people really are!
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:50 pm
by awip2062
Hey, it is what I do! I duct tape!
Want a drink?
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:52 pm
by PV
Careful, t, he's only 19... He scammed me the other night!
We best keep a sharp eye on him.
How's the arm doing today, Kevin? Healing up okay? If the stitches are bugging you, we can have t duct tape it for now. She's quite adept at it.
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:01 pm
by awip2062
He is only 19? Well, he sure can't fight for a 19 year old male. I mean, it was too easy to duct tape him and toss him in the loch!
Maybe he liked it?
Nawwwwww....he was just taken by surprise. That's it.
Ummmm...did you say duct tape, Sissy?
*t duct tapes Kevin's arm*
That better young man? You whippersnappers need to be cared for.
So, Sissy, do you want to party?
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:04 pm
by Kevin
I knew i'd be treated differently cuz of my age.
But im a very experienced 19 year old!
*scratches at duct taped arm*
Gah, you didnt tell me it itched so much.
I could use a drink to take me mind off of the itch.
*Orders a white russian*
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:19 pm
by Aerosmitten
Sorry, dude, we are all outta whiteys. You want some grog?
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:42 pm
by awip2062
Grog? You know, I have never had gorg. It is high time that I had some. Wouldn't Jim Morrison be proud of me for not censoring that word from my speech?
Give me grog!
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:10 am
by Aerosmitten
FREE GROG FOR ALL WHO CLAIM TO BE OLDIES!!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:12 am
by awip2062
I be yer mum, so I must be old.
ACK! I found out last night that I am 1.33 years older than By-Tor hisself!
Oh the horrors of it all!
Gimme grog now!
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:14 pm
by Kevin
Aerosmitten wrote:Sorry, dude, we are all outta whiteys. You want some grog?
Well since i know what it is, sure, why not.
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:19 pm
by awip2062
Just remember to hold the rum, H!
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:20 pm
by PV
Aye, you are being most daring today, Kevin!
I shall pass on H's grog and stick with my own concoctions.
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:34 pm
by awip2062
I am still waiting for my grog!