By-Tor.com

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:53 pm**

need darning!

The shiny bright penny

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:02 am**

was stuck in the door after all...Dr Jan Itor will have the young interns head....

What has two thumbs and...

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:47 pm**

four fingers and drives?

The man on the golf course...

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:16 pm**

hit a ball off a tree then skimmed it across the water then got a hole in one...woohoo to the golfer

on a dark and lonely road...

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:51 pm**

is a great place to be scary.

After shifting into second . . .

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:51 pm**

My transmission hand grenaded into a thousand pieces.

Flams and paradiddles are all..........................

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:02 pm**

short little gnomes in an enchanted forest far, far away.

The best part about mouthwash . . . .

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:31 am**

is the spitting out

red roses should be given...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:24 am**

to anyone who would appreciate them, not wonder why you wasted your money.

When everything seems to be going contrary to common sense . . .

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:05 am**

....you beg and plead for "Scotty" to "beam you up."

The best time to catch a fish....

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:10 am**

is when your fishing

posting at by-tor is...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:40 am**

...best when stoned if you are talking to Schu.

Playing guitar in the woods...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:45 pm**

can be cool if its not cold

drinking every night is...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:48 pm**

Not a good idea, but it does sometimes happen.

The waiting is the.............

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:25 pm**

hardest part nevertheless it's the learning time.
After a gig...

Complete the sentence . . .