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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:33 pm
by Raiden
EJLUVSRUSH wrote:Yeah, I know what Raiden looks like. I'm familiar with Mortal Kombat I was just being funny.
Ah, all right then.
*looks over at plastic puddle*
Nice work. Want to spread her on something?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 6:47 pm
by Walkinghairball
Change one molecule first, then she will be margerine.
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:27 pm
by EJLUVSRUSH
Mmmmmm....margarine.....mmmmmmm......
(it is a little disturbing to think that only one molecule seperates margarine from the plastic container it comes in)
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:56 pm
by Xanadu
(Margarine never goes bad...lasts forever....just like plastic)
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:43 pm
by Raiden
Nothing on Earth lasts forever.
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 7:12 am
by YYZ30
Raiden wrote:Nothing on Earth lasts forever.
Joan Rivers will.
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 7:22 am
by EJLUVSRUSH
Only because she's already been embalmed. Or is she plastic too? She's looking pretty waxy these days. And like her face is going to crack if she moves her mouth too much.
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:47 pm
by Raiden
Plastic eventually goes away - something will destroy it. It simply takes a very long time for nature to do so.
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:23 pm
by EJLUVSRUSH
There is NOTHING natrual (left) about Joan Rivers.
Granted, she NEVER looked good, but now she looks like a bad halloween mask. Maybe Mike Meyers should have worn HER face. He would have scared people to death without ever having to stab them.
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:25 am
by Raiden
I like the "Before" picture much better.
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:50 am
by Xanadu
Yuck.
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:34 am
by EJLUVSRUSH
LOL
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:55 am
by Raiden
She makes Havik look gorgeous....well, maybe......no....
*kicks EJ in the face for tormenting my eye spaces with images of such a disturbing-looking woman's face*
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:25 pm
by EJLUVSRUSH
*gets up off the ground, dusts himself off and laughs*
*dances around, weaves and bobs goating Raiden into making a move*
*Raiden tries to use his lightning on me and I duck the lightning bolt, run over to him, grab his hand still shooting lightning, and jab it into his left "eye space", pushing it into his brain*
How's that for shock therapy?
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:54 pm
by Raiden
*Takes a moment to recover from the eye injury, shoots a concentrated lightning bolt in both of EJ's eyes*
Your eyesight's worse than Kenshi's and he's pretty blind.