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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:29 pm
by zepboy
but a longer crawl.
After trimming his nails, he . . .
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:20 pm
by awip2062
could no longer get that itch just right.
Whom may we appoint over...
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:27 pm
by zepboy
us, that is the person we will be under.
Speaking of being under, . . .
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:18 pm
by Xanadu
...its better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I reached into the sock and...
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:29 pm
by zepboy
whuddaya know, I found that foot I've been looking for!
After picking out the toejam . . .
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:38 pm
by Aerosmitten
I spread it on a bagel with some schmere.
My ears are still...
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:53 am
by zepboy
stuck to the side of my head, not matter how hard I've been pulling on them!
I like you, but your . . .
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:13 pm
by Xanadu
...fly is down.
I know you are lying because...
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:19 pm
by awip2062
your veracity meter is in the negative.
You put your left toe in and
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:59 am
by Xanadu
the sock swallowed your foot whole.
The lost kitten looked innocent enough but....
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:03 am
by Big Blue Owl
the smoking gun was the peanut butter on the paws.
It may not be a spill-proof cup, but at least it...
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:17 pm
by awip2062
holds my coffee and keeps it hot!
One day while walking to the
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:43 pm
by Xanadu
...beach I was attacked by a serrated disc.
The terrible chickens had me surrounded...
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:32 pm
by awip2062
until the socks came to my rescue!
This little piggy went
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:37 pm
by zepboy
and bought another pair of socks.
Oh darn, those socks . . .