The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:36 pm

No, our singers kids didn't start a bar fight again this weekend.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:44 pm

I didn't eat za today.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:30 pm

I didn't paint today.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:10 pm

My dining room wasn't painted this past weekend.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:32 pm

My birthday is not being celebrated this year.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:07 pm

I don't have a cherry Italian Sodawater.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:08 pm

Made WITH reeeaaall cream...MMmmmmm

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:34 pm

We are not going to have a virtual birthday party for WalkingHairBall.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:04 pm

Larry didn't cook beef stroganoff and salad for lunch today.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:06 pm

I'm not sitting.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:29 am

I am standing

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:57 am

I am dead, and yet unborn.

Orlando's LOVESLAVE · Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:48 am

Scoot is not staying with her grandparents this weekend.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:58 pm

Hope is a dreadfully awful song and it was even worse live.

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:50 pm

It is very sunny here in Miami and we are having a pool party.