Fifteen years of marriage to Mrs Ogg today so thought I'd share my joy with you... Together for a few years before we got married, 'been a rough ride some of the time but we're still here and we're still going strong.
We've known each other since our teens (having been brought up together in the same street no less) and I confess to having a schoolkid crush on her, little did I know I'd actually get to keep her. Little did I know that it IS possible to love and hate someone at the same time
Anyway, I proposed a meal for two and sauciness afterwards but the woman wants to save money for her and her family's annual holiday in two weeks. So it's probably an illegal dvd, wine for her and pot for me. I plan on giving her total access to my rugged physique as a special Anniversary gift... .
Can you bloody believe it!?!
Mrs Ogg is simply not well, damn you women's plumbing and confesses to "not being much company tonight"! I'm bathed, shaved, smelling rather good and to be honest looking bloody sexy . Do you mind if I cry? *sniff*
No amount of 'I'll make it up to you' promises can help me now, gutted . Why me?
Ogg wrote:I plan on giving her total access to my rugged physique as a special Anniversary gift... .
Can you bloody believe it!?!
Mrs Ogg is simply not well, damn you women's plumbing and confesses to "not being much company tonight"! I'm bathed, shaved, smelling rather good and to be honest looking bloody sexy . Do you mind if I cry? *sniff*
No amount of 'I'll make it up to you' promises can help me now, gutted . Why me?
Ogg wrote:I plan on giving her total access to my rugged physique as a special Anniversary gift... .
Sorry 'bout that Ogg....but hey....shit happens....do the right thing, and let her know that it's okay...she probably feels twenty times worse than you do about it...like the old saying goes: "sometimes you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug"
Okay...enough sticking up for her....do like Soup said....grab some kleenex and some buck-toothed-oriental-girl-luv-tapes, and next year'll be here before ya know it
Soup and Siggy you are gems. You've raised a smile here and that's difficult coz I'm sulking a bit to be honest. I'm cool with the chick and the i.o.u. is safely tucked away.
I may wallow in pot to drown my sorrows or venture forth into the real world and visit some chums. Why did she have to implant a picture of the evening in my mind, by suggesting varied naughtiness earlier in the week? Women can be so cruel...and I was so looking forward to the inflatable animals and peep-hole gimp suit .
CygnusX1 wrote:...do like Soup said....grab some kleenex and some buck-toothed-oriental-girl-luv-tapes, and next year'll be here before ya know it
Can you bloody believe it!?!
Mrs Ogg is simply not well, damn you women's plumbing and confesses to "not being much company tonight"! I'm bathed, shaved, smelling rather good and to be honest looking bloody sexy . Do you mind if I cry? *sniff*
No amount of 'I'll make it up to you' promises can help me now, gutted . Why me?
Ogg wrote:I plan on giving her total access to my rugged physique as a special Anniversary gift... .
Sorry 'bout that Ogg....but hey....shit happens....do the right thing, and let her know that it's okay...she probably feels twenty times worse than you do about it...like the old saying goes: "sometimes you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug"
Okay...enough sticking up for her....do like Soup said....grab some kleenex and some buck-toothed-oriental-girl-luv-tapes, and next year'll be here before ya know it
Siggy! What a nice thing to say! And I'm sure you have experience as I've been in Mrs. Ogg's, uh, position before feeling LOUSY. Lousy about feeling "icky" and lousy about disappointing the other SIGNIFICANT.
Sometimes one can go for it in all Mother Nature's glory and be fine. Toss all to the wind and put a towel under ye and have fun!
I don't advocate Chinese buck-toothed videos but I understand the advice, guys. Hell, where's my video of ASOH? Geddy on the bass during Strangiato melts my butter no matter HOW the guy feels.
Together for a few years before we got married, 'been a rough ride some of the time but we're still here and we're still going strong. 
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. Why me?