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LOL!!! :lol: .....I'll need to let Ian read them...he will laugh his ass off :-D
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those were fugging funny man
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schuette wrote:LOL!!! :lol: .....I'll need to let Ian read them...he will laugh his ass off :-D

*Shouts*..........................t!

Get the duct tape ready so we can fix Ian's butt. :)
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see these people that take things literally.....*sigh* I dont know....


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You have forgotten that Elfie and I taped yer bum back on for you once?
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That would be nice if elfdude came back. I lost the address to TEW
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*prepares the tape*

I am ready, Bro.

:evil: But I shall leave the hair alone. Nice hair.
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of course you have to leave his hair!!! :shock:


and yes Me I do remember it...I've still got the scars ;)
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Me is not Hairy!
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och I got the names mixed up.....leave me alone I'm drunk :razz:


I haven't actually been drinking the day so I'm not but I'll use it as my excuse anyway :-D
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Excuses, excuses!
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An Asian gentleman walked into a currency exchange in New York City, and handed the teller 10,000 yen--for which he received $90 USD.

The next week he again went in with 10,000 yen, but this time the teller handed him only $89.

Upset, he demanded an explanation, but the teller said merely: "Fluctuations".

Enraged at this, he stormed off, pausing at the door to yell:

"And fluck you Amelicans, too!"
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Post by Me »

this is pretty good

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny- ... bigpix2005
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This IS a Joke:

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Post by Soup4Rush »

love the Tomcat pic Sigs
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