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Spud man returns from the fields not keeping his potatoes all in one basket. Noticing a rather nice pine scent about the air. HHmmmmm
Upon tugging at his office door apparently something holding it a back a bit & finding the door knob a bit sticky perplexed the old doctor. With a huge tug the door finally flew open and just an orgasmic rush of sticky vines sprung out entangling Dr. Spud and knocking him to the floor, knocking him out!

Woh Dude what happened man it was like a light hit me and all these little sparkley lights were swirling, like man where am I? What you say ummm I forgot yep that's right in the hole yep that's were my prize potatoe was.

Sirens are heard in the distance getting closer upon your door Dr. Spud passes out again from the punjent oder and is carried away by little orange men.
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Me rushes by the men in orange suits from the local prison with his industrial size vacuum and sucks all the cosmically sticky greens into the back of his Fed X truck 8)
When evil is allowed to compete with good, evil has an emotional populist appeal that wins out unless good men & women stand as a vanguard against abuse.
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Oh man! Whoever receives that "package" is in for a huge surprise!

*t runs over to the Fed Ex truck and mails the "package" to H*
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The package geds lost in the mail and ends up being sent to Craig.
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*t looks for more "fun"*
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*Boom Boom* *Bang Bang* Lay down, you're dead!
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Xan laughs (after being reincarnated as a big juicy shroom) at Aero as her Socks ged pissed off and eat her feet in one big CHOMP! :twisted:
We're all mad here!
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*H kills all of Xanny's socks* :evil:
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:shock: :evil: :cry:

Xan grows more juicy and finally H cannot Resist eating her...H starts tripping her ass off and Xan speaks from inside her stomach "You're going CRAZY and you are going to DIE!!!!" :twisted: :twisted: H suffers through hours of insane terror until Xan bursts out of her stomach opening up spreading spores everywhere to sprout :twisted: Millions of baby Xanny shrooms grow atop of H's decaying carcass :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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*t sees the mess and napalms it*

Can't have those fungi causing fun around here! :evil:
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*H is recreated as a really big frog that eats Potato Man*
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* goes on a rampage with his katana successful chopping all of oyu folks into little itty bits*
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...making zillions more Xans that attack Myghin and paralize him with their venom :twisted:
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*is immune the the venom and hacks them all to little itty bits*
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*Eats Sir Mydweeb*
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