Has By-tor been spending the last few months getting more fat for Christmas eve? Can you immagine this redneck with his sled parked beside his trailer and grass grown up conceiling it? What about his "children" maye he calls his elf slaves his kids...or maybe they are all the kids he's had from all the bumfuck incestuous relationships and they're midgets. Maybe it was his wife who started the idea...after liking him dressing up as a bloated old elf and..... we not go there. What if By-Tor is Santa!