The Joke thread

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:05 am

Pfth........................................

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:07 am

That's your response.......a mere pfth.............thought you could do better than that

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:11 am

Well if I said suck my sack, people might get the wrong idea.

Yes I am joking.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:18 am

well it is the joke thread

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:23 am

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:24 am

ahahahahaha..........I had heard that one before but I still like it

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:25 am

Classic huh?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:32 am

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that!"

3 travelers · Post by **3 travelers** » Thu May 12, 2005 9:27 am

Walkinghairball wrote:Well if I said suck my sack, people might get the wrong idea. Yes I am joking.

No Teabagging aloud.... without me anyway!!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu May 12, 2005 9:53 am

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 travelers · Post by **3 travelers** » Thu May 12, 2005 9:59 am

Walkinghairball wrote:Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like you never fucking teabagged anyone in your life

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu May 12, 2005 10:03 am

Not a dude................... dude.

Me · Post by Me » Thu May 12, 2005 10:23 am

Dam... ginger ale out my nose

I can't stop laughing though...shit three T can't top that one! Don't tell me you shave your back to

Never in my life................whew

3 travelers · Post by **3 travelers** » Thu May 12, 2005 10:44 am

Walkinghairball wrote:Not a dude................... dude.

I fuckin know that, dammit.... what do you think, I'm some kinda freak!!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:02 pm

OMFG that slayed me!!!