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Dr. Baked Potatoe,

Should I poke the eyes out?

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Xanadu wrote:Dr. Baked Potatoe,

Should I poke the eyes out?

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Dear Watering Eye,

Foamy-mouthed children impatiently buzzing wings for the want of honey. Gleaming likeness in wall-sized mirrors, loving sex, hating liars, drinking and smoking condensing predictable personalities in a tripping paradise. Digging up the next stone as the heard of lawnmowers wait for their annual affair.

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Re: Toasted

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Yestermorrow wrote:Two years ago I bought an expensive toaster. No matter how hard I tried, the crumb tray in the bottom kept coming open spilling crumbs all over the floor and cabinet. So last year about this time I bought a cheap one at the New Year's sales, for $8 how could I go wrong. They did not note on the box that this is the Cygnus X-1 of toasters. If you try to toast only one slice of bread, in a fit of mechanical madness. it throws the piece from the toaster cavity to the floor, the sink and once hid it entirely beside the stove. Now, I have found the toaster works perfectly if it toasts two slices, but this is the year I get healthy and I only want one piece of toast at breakfast. Am I to be dictated to by a household machine, or do I give the other slice to the dog who has gotten used to eating my one slice as it hits the floor and I don't want to reinforce this? My toaster demands balance!

Help! I'm toasted!
Dear Toasted,
We are just performers and portrayers in the lime light of out hearts. You can never break the chain cook two and give one to your dog.
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I'm so relieved at your pragmatic answer! I was afraid you might say I should buy another toaster. I'm just not good at it! Thanks.
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Dear Yestermorrow,

More than happy to help and thank you for your insight into spuds world.
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Dear Doc,

Banana leather is in style and everyone is peeling off their clothes :shock:

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Dear Apples and Oranges,

Are you willing to peal them off for me?

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:shock:

Dear Doc,

Bish xix. Eyes still staring at me even tho they are not there.

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Dear Chicked,

cross the road and see the eyes once again
When evil is allowed to compete with good, evil has an emotional populist appeal that wins out unless good men & women stand as a vanguard against abuse.
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Dear Doc,

My thoughts running like noodles lately passing chunks of concepts and frying them up for lecture...

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Dear Cold Born Soup,

On the synchronicity of the brains freeze frames.
When evil is allowed to compete with good, evil has an emotional populist appeal that wins out unless good men & women stand as a vanguard against abuse.
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Dear Doc,

Moving arms building stairways behind them, can't keep up they fade from perception.

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Dr. Spuds,

I think you'be not been asked to tell us your credentials. Are you an Irish Potatoe or a Sweet Potatoe?
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:shock:
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Xanadu wrote:Dear Doc,

Moving arms building stairways behind them, can't keep up they fade from perception.

Sneakers
Dear Sneakers,

Keep your socks on before the eyes poke the holes out and catch up to you.

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