promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house next
to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive
is gonna cost us."
So the couple walked upto the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its
side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
people that broke that window?" "Uh...yeah sir. We're sorry about that," the
husband replied.
"Oh no apology necessary. Actually I want to thank you... you see I'm a
genie and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years, now that you've
released I'm allowed to grant 3 wishes. I'll give you a wish each and then one
for myself which I shall keep for last".
"Wow, thats great!" the husband said. He pondered for amoment and blurted
out "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life". "No problem"
said the genie. "You've got it, its the least I can do, and I guarantee you a
long and healthy life. Now you young lady".
"I'd like to have gorgeous home filled with servants in every country in the
world" said the wife. "Consider it done, and your homes will be safe from
fire and danger" the genie said.
"And now genie - whats your wish?" they said together.
"Well since I've been trapped in that bottle I haven't been with a woman in
more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife" said the
genie. The husband looked at his wife and said "Gee honey, we have all that
maoney and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a bit
and said "You know, considering our good fortune I guess it would be alright,
but only if your sure?" "You know I love you and I would do the same for you"
said the husband.
So the genie and the wife went upstairs where they spent the whole afternoon
enjoying each other. After about 3 hours of nonstop sex the genie rolled over
and looked the wife directly in the eyes and asked "How old are you and your
husband?"
"Why, we're both 35." she responded breathlessly. "No kidding" he said. " 35
years old and both of you still believe in genies!!!"
No way!
