The Truest Joke Ever

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:26 pm

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five: one to screw in the light bulb and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:37 pm

An oldie but a goodie, Slaine! And he would do it better!

2112X1mbh · Post by **2112X1mbh** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:27 pm

Does it have to be a lightbulb????

heh heh heh

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:21 am

2112X1mbh wrote:Does it have to be a lightbulb????

heh heh heh

MARYBETH!

happysmilies007 · Post by **happysmilies007** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:17 pm

hey, that's a good'un Slaine!!

carolynn

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:01 pm

2112X1mbh wrote:Does it have to be a lightbulb????

heh heh heh

rock on heheh

kazzman · Post by **kazzman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:24 pm

2112X1mbh wrote:Does it have to be a lightbulb????

heh heh heh

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that...

Derek Rondinelli · Post by **Derek Rondinelli** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:11 pm

Heh, drummers. They are a stunned bunch.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:43 pm

Drummers are......well, I would say special, but that has a new meaning of its own in my home. They are......ummmm.............different.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:17 pm

Be nice you wee buwatt, uncle Hairball just sent a get started list to the kiddo. She'll fix ya.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... The Hairball has left the building.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:26 pm

What did you call me?

I am sure you sent her good stuff. You want more fry bread, dontcha?

PeartFan · Post by **PeartFan** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:58 pm

I've never read this joke before, but it's pretty much right. anything we 'drummers' do, we always talk about how much we (or someone else) could have done it better.....never satisfied...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:05 am

No one will ever do it better than Neil.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:14 am

I can't say without knowing I may get some argument that Neil is the best drummer ever, but he is my favorite, and quite unarguably a master at his trade.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:24 am

Professor is one of those drummers that'll never be replicated...like John Bonham, Bill Bruford(Yes, King Crimson), Prairie Prince(The Tubes)...

That's why I have such a difficult time finding drummers to help me work up some Rush tunage...especially the older stuff...they, for the most part, won't touch it...