Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:04 pm

Dear Dr. H,

*sings* United! United! United we stand! United we never shall fall. United! United! United we stand! United we stand one and all!

Signed,

Robbie

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:51 pm

Dear Dr. H,

Joe says it is better to burn out than fade away. What do you say?

Signed,

Pyromaniac

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:00 am

Dear Robbie,

Well then....STAND!

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Pyromaniac,

BLAST OFF!!

Ohh...errr

What was the question?

Signed, Dr H

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:01 pm

Dear Doc,

Why are my books rustling their pages this time of year?

Lucid Librarian

Big Brother · Post by **Big Brother** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:37 pm

Dear Doc,
How do I cancel my contract with Satan?

Signed,

Dancing Shatner

minime · Post by **minime** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:29 pm

Dr. Doctor,

I performed a brainectomy today. I punched in and my brain went away. Have much luck with those?

minime

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:06 pm

Dear Dr. Me,

I lost two strings. Where did they go, and why are these four so fat?

Signed,

Misplaced Geetarist
(just look behind the bass...look really closely, as I am so wee)

Me · Post by Me » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:38 pm

Dear Section 8,

trurth to be told as harsh as it may seem of perhaps in just a differnt light excuses for the flickering light arrangements don't always line up the way we wish they would and I expect your expectations are carefully planned
rushing strings break satans back rusting pages attack and I can't remember where it is I'm at...must of been that brainectomy....

oh to be kissed

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:06 am

Dear LL,

The Books may be restless, have you walked them recently?

Signed, Dr H

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Dear SD,

You must first find Satan, and then cancel.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Minime,

No, not much luck. Luke Luck has more luck with licking lakes with his blue duck. Mr Knox Sir and Fox On Socks Sir might be able to help you, after they are done sweing rose hose on Joe's nose.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:16 am

Dear MG,

The two strings ran away. And the remaining four have been eating a rather large amount of stringy cheese to help them cope with the loss, and have gained a considerable amount of weight because of it.

Signed, Dr H

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Dear OTBK,

truth is truth 2+2 is 4 not 5 and all that rot eh rotting away in some old book truths mankind wishes to forged shine the light back on them might do some good oh yes planning plans for the future of the light book partially rotted and almost totally forgotted dont rush walk the grass may be greener but its fake over there patience mah lad the rusty page will turn it takes time to turn the leaf brainiacticus went loopy after the first one where is it Im at is everybody

Signed, Dr H

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:06 am

Dear Dr Me,

The heart of the beast was left by the wayside beating steadily but faintly wasting away to nothingness in the black abiss he came along and payed it no heed passing by to visit the creatures of the night dancing alone through the wind and waves the shadows of things yet to come boke the silence of this magick night shared with the creatures of whom no one speaks he stumbles and falls calling out but no one hears or cares.

Signed, Ugh

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:54 pm

Dear Dr. H,

I have to wait until the page loads.

I can't eat my dessert until I have had my healthy food.

Looks aren't everything.

The kid refuses to use his notebook to store school work.

Those chords are friggin' scary!

Signed,
It's Life, Jim, But Not As We Know It

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:40 am

Dear Doc,

If corners are reversed does that put the inside on the outside and how can all that outside fit inside??

Signed,
Unlocked Vault

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:43 pm

Dear Doc,

Signed,
Yum!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:09 pm

Dear It's Worse Than That He's Dead Jim,

Patience.

Eat faster.

They're not?!?!

HIT HIM WITH A RULER!

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *ahem* Guitarists

Signed, Dr H

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Dear UV,

Who says it must fit? What it it were meant to spill over? And who will clean up this mess?

Signed, Dr H

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Dear Y,

Touche, en gaurd, and a bunch of other jibberish!

Signed, Dr H