Engrish Humour

Ogg · Post by **Ogg** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:13 am

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex for over 15 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided
to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist,
Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw
reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she
was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As
she
did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.

You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf
sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied,

"Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

A mate sent it.

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 2:16 pm

Reminds me of the man in a chinese restaurant. Calling the waiter over he said 'Excuse me, this chicken is rubbery,' to which the waiter replied 'Thank you very much.'

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:16 pm

Hee hee. Got any more?

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:29 pm

If your're a fan of bad translations, etc and/or a fan of The Lord of the Rings films then here is a site that is a must.

Ogg · Post by **Ogg** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:55 am

Slaine' wrote:Reminds me of the man in a chinese restaurant. Calling the waiter over he said 'Excuse me, this chicken is rubbery,' to which the waiter replied 'Thank you very much.'

Damn you Slaine, yours is funnier than mine

and the translation link is hilarious.

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:48 am

What can I say, its a gift (along with my humility)

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:39 am

So wait, it's an 'ex-Bourbon stick chocolate' Lemon Milk flavored Pickle?? Or was that a Bourbon Pickle with Lemon Milk filling? But where does the 'chocolate' part come in? Somebody please explain.